These have to be based on books or plays that were well-known before the movie was made. Thus, The English Patient and The Horse Whisperer and others like that will not appear here.
Another one: Watch George giving Lucy scandalous looks when Cecil is reading to them from Eleanor Lavish's book.He looks like he's in love with her feet, or looking up her skirt. (Carly)
Whoever cast the role of Anne Elliott in the recent version of Jane Austen's Persuasion needs to watch this film. It proves that Jane Austen heroines don't need to be frumpy and bland. Well, I guess Pride and
Prejudice taught that, but they obviously didn't get the clue. This movie isn't completely true to the novel it's based on, but for me that's a plus, because it's not my absolute most favorite of Austen's works. Considering it apart from its status as one of her novels, it's just a great movie with a lot of neat things going on. I thoroughly enjoyed the lead actors, and found it to be a witty, entertaining film. Although I dragged my friends to see it and they were completely unimpressed. Except of course, for the inestimable Miss Carly. (Ellen)
This is definitely the best
adaption of Frances Hodgson Burnett's A Little Princess. It is the only one that follows the book, which is so good it should not be changed. Sara Crewe is a rich little girl who is suddenly left penniless at a private girl's boarding school after her father's death. The headmistress is a real meanie who makes Sara work like a slave. Amelia Shankley is perfect for the part of Sara because, aside from her eye colour, she looks like what the author descibes the girl to look like. This is a great movie for little girls. And in case you don't know, the name "Sara" means princess. (Cindy)
This movie made me cry SO MUCH (just like the book), and yet I love it. I think I cried the entire second half of the film. This is one of those plots that could get to be too sentimental and moralistic, but it doesn't. I forgot who plays Laurie, but he's boyishly handsome, and that never hurts a movie. Whoever did the screenplay did a great job of adapting the book--everything important is intact, so if you're a huge fan of the novel, don't hesitate to watch this. It shouldn't ruin any of your favorite scenes or conceptions of the characters. (Carly)
The Raven: Jack Nicholson, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff, Vincent Price.
In this case, adaptation=taking the title and maybe one famous line and then making up everything else. Peter Lorre has been turned into a raven by an evil magician (Karloff), so he goes to the home of another magician, Price, to get help. Unfortunately, Price isn't a very good magician. They wind up having a magic showdown at Karloff's castle. As an example of departure from the text, Lorre as the raven says at one point, "What the hell did you expect me to say?" or something like that. Anyway, Jack Nicholson is very young in this movie, but you can see the beginnings of his funny eyebrows. (Carly)
An Ideal Husband: Rupert Everett, Minnie Driver, Cate Blanchett, Jeremy Northam, Julianne Moore.
Sense and Sensibility: Emma Thompson, Greg Wise, Hugh Grant, Kate Winslet.
This is a very funny movie. It's based on a play by Oscar Wilde, whose play The Importance of Being Earnest is watched by some of this movie's characters in the film. Rupert Everett is a decadent English lord, and Jeremy Northam is his upstanding friend making a name for himself in Parliament. Julianne Moore is a woman from Northam's and Everett's past who has come to blackmail Northam. Blanchett is Northam's equally upstanding wife, and Driver is absolutely hysterical as Northam's sister. She's madly in love with Everett, who doesn't seem to realize it. (Carly)
Last of the Mohicans: Daniel Day-Lewis.
If you want to watch a dramatization of a Jane Austen novel, watch the BBC production of Pride and Prejudice with Colin Firth and Jennifer Ehle. Not to say that this is a bad movie. It does after all have all the elements that Carly and I feel constitutes a good movie: period costumes, silly people, the mustache man from The Buccaneers (Greg Wise) and above all, the lovely and talented Emma Thompson. At the same time, its drama is a little more, well, forced than P&P, probably because it was marketed for a larger audience. All in all, this is a thoroughly enjoyable film and is, after all, better than the recent version of Persuasion. (Despite what Carly says, Anne Elliot was never supposed to be that ugly.) (Ellen)
A Room with a View: Julian Sands, Helena Bonham-Carter, Maggie Smith, Rupert Graves, Denholm Elliot, Daniel Day-Lewis.
Grrrrrr..Daniel Day-Lewis. And furthermore, Grrrrr..Daniel Day-Lewis. Can you guess what the highlight of this film is? It's exciting and dramatic and beautiful and a far cry from Cecil Vyse of A Room With a View. This is the closest Carly and I will ever come to watching an action film that doesn't involve swordfighting. If you're a big fan of the novel, I think this has been tweaked for a more nineties audience, and of course the love interest has been added. All in all, an enjoyable film. (Ellen)
Romeo and Juliet (new): Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes.
Oh, this is so good. It's based on the E.M. Forster novel of the same name, and it's incredibly funny. It's all about an English girl who goes to Italy and falls in love with a darling but, as far as her family is concerned, unthinkable man, George. She goes back to England and gets engaged to the horribly prissy Cecil,and then George moves to her neighborhood, and things happen. The acting is great, the music is beautiful, and Julian Sands is irresistible. (Carly)
What can I say. If you don't like this film, you're a bad person in my book. Well, not completely. I know that it moves a little slowly for people who don't care for movies set pre-1975, but you've got to be a pretty boring person not to love something about the film. After all, it teaches important life lessons, like always go for the guy who plays with his food when it comes down to him and the guy who worries about the grammar in trashy novels. And Julian Sands is SO BEAUTIFUL! He makes my heart melt. And furthermore HE HAS A BEAUTIFUL VOICE. If you already love and admire this film like Carly and I do, here area couple silly things that make us laugh that you should watch for:
When Miss Bartlett is running to find Lucy at the picnic, she passes the Italian driver. Watch him. He totally checks her out. It's hilarious.
Also, when Lucy confronts Cecil about the tenants he found for Sir Harry she says "and make me look ridiculous" but it sounds really bizarre the way she says it. (Ellen)
Howards End: Helena Bonham Carter.
God save us all. I kept thinking of the Batman TV series when I saw this, of the "POW!" "BAM!" scenes. The cinemetography is terrible--words keep popping up on the screen at odd moments. It's not an awful movie on the whole, it's just a bit silly for a Shakespeare tragedy. I didn't feel too bad for either of them at
the end. Where the play makes their end seem sincerely tragic, the movie makes it seem like teen angst taken to the extreme. (Carly, from here on down)
Grand Isle: Julian Sands,Kelly McGillis.
Another beautiful Merchant-Ivory film based on an E.M. Forster book. While this is a great movie, A Room with a View is a better film and this is a better book. If you've read the book, you will probably notice that the movie loses a lot of the depth that makes the book worthwhile. But it's still an above-average movie. The scenery and sets are gorgeous, and the acting's good.
The Three Musketeers: Charlie Sheen, Kiefer Sutherland, Chris O'Donnell.
ARGHH!!! Kelly McGillis(who you may remember from Top Gun) deserves to burn for all eternity. She directed and starred in this film, based on Kate Chopin's wonderful novel The Awakening. She is an awful actress, and Julian's losing his hair, so this movie has no redeeming qualities. And, Julian plays Alcee Arobin, who's not really the good guy. Yet another disappointment.
This is good brainless entertainment. You get to see swordfighting, people in silly clothes, and that weird guy who plays Cardinal Richilieu get killed. You know what's going to
happen--it's got a happy ending. But don't let the lack of suspense ruin a perfectly good movie.
Emma: Gwyneth Paltrow.
Emma: Kate Beckinsale (TV version)
This is an absolutely unwatchable movie. Gwyneth Paltrow's just not right for the part, or something. I couldn't even finish watching it.
Much Ado About Nothing: Denzel Washington, Emma Thompson, Kenneth Branagh, Kate Beckinsale, Robert Sean Leonard, Micheal Keaton, Keanu Reeves.
This one is far better. While it lacks the depth of some of the other Jane Austen adaptations, it does capture the spirit of the novel. Kate Beckinsale is appropriately immature, pouty, and sweet. The
guy who plays Mr. Knightley is almost obscenely older than she is, and he's balding, but that's nothing new in movies, and it's true to the book. A generally fun movie to watch.
Persuasion: Ciaran Hinds.
If nothing else, this movie has a fabulous cast. But there is a lot else. The acting's terrific, especially the scenes between Emma Thompson
and Kenneth Branagh. They were a couple at the time, so that adds truth to the Beatrice-Benedick thing. Keanu Reeves is the odd man out here; even Micheal Keaton holds his own. Reeves doesn't have to say much, luckily. He just has to stand around looking evil, and he manages that fairly well. The fact that he and his co-consipirators wear black pants while the other soldiers wear blue is a good clue. The scenery is beautiful--you'll want to go to some Mediterranean country
and sit in the sun and eat grapes. Of course, the play itself is
good as well.
Valmont: Colin Firth.
Ellen says that Anne Elliot isn't supposed to be this plain. But I disagree. This movie didn't get nearly the press that Sense and Sensibility did, but it's at least as good, if not better. It's true to the book and the acting is good. One funny part is the Sir Walter Elliot character--he looks like he's wearing upholstery fabric for clothes.
I think this is my least favorite of the Les Liaisons Dangereuses adaptations--it's not sufficiently different in style or interpretation from Dangerous Liaisons to really be a necessary remake, and Colin Firth is kind of scary and gross. The plot is very twisted and confusing, soI'm not really going to relate the whole thing, but it hinges on a bet between a rich single man and a rich single woman, neither of whom have any morals whatsoever. This bet results in lots of sex and lots of screwing over other people. (Carly)
Dangerous Liaisons
I find the title of this movie very appealing--I just had to see it and find out about these dangerous liaisons. The plot's pretty much the same as in Valmont (above), but the acting's better, and Colin Firth's not showing us his white behind. (Carly)
Cruel Intentions:
Christina persuaded me to see this, and I wanted to work on my Les Liaisons Dangereuses film adaptation collection. All I've got left is the French version. This
one is funnier than Valmont and Dangerous Liaisons, but it's grosser. I can't recount the plot--too many twists--but it's kind of sick in all the versions. This one is especially so because the characters are all high school age, yet engaged in very adult games. This also made the plot less plausible. While I can believe tales of sexual escapades among the French aristocracy in the 18th century or whatever, I have a harder time believing them when they involve kids at a prep school. The kids are a little too sophisticated to be real.
Twelfth Night: Helena Bonham Carter, Toby Stephens.
I rented this because it's hard to go wrong with a Helena Bonham Carter movie. But this one was confusing, and it seemed to drag on. I think I would have enjoyed it more if I had been familiar with the play and the characters beforehand. The general plot was easy to follow, but I got lost with some of the characters and their relationships. On the plus side, it is pretty funny, and it's got Toby Stephens, who you may remember from the TV version of Tenant of Wildfell Hall. Or not.
Jurassic Park: Laura Dern, Jeff
Goldblum, and the guy who plays Newman on Seinfeld.
I wouldn't even bother to review this movie except that I saw it dubbed in French, which made it very amusing indeed. Since I couldn't understand most of what the characters were saying, I missed any of the inane dialogue which these kind of movies usually have. My favorite scenes are the one where the guy gets stomped by the Tyrannosaurus Rex while he's in the bathroom, the one where the kids are screaming when the T. Rex is coming, and the one where the Newman guy gets frightened by the little dinosaur with the Elizabethan collar. My parents saw this movie in the theater, and my mom got so scared that she had to go out into the lobby in the middle of it. So I guess it worked for some people. Maybe it was because I saw it on video, but I could only laugh--I mean, it's giant mechanical dinosaurs.
Thump, thump, thump. Despite the high entertainment value here, I'm not going to give this a thumbs-up because it wasn't supposed to be this funny.
A Midsummer Night's Dream