Dead Dancing Chickens,
The plot thickens.
A phenomenon?
They dance on.
Dead Dancing Chickens
From outer space
Have invaded the Earth
To rule this place.
Moving silently,
They dance away.
They steal our Earth.
They want to stay.
Chickens, chickens, in a dish,
How many chickens do you wish?
Live Purple Chickens
Sing into the night.
Orange-spotted chickens
Fill our sight.
Paisley-Pink Chickens
Peck at corn.
Fried Chicken Drumsticks;
They all mourn.

Green and Yellow Cows,
Flit across the sky.
Little boy looks on.
How do cows fly?
Alien cows
Take over the Earth.
How can we
Contain our mirth?
Purple Cows
Jump over the moon,
Whistling endlessly,
Our of tune.

Two-headed pigs
Argue a lot.
Yellow-pink pigs
Lay in their cots.
Ten-legged dogs
Trip on their feet.
Six-eyed dogs
Play poker and cheat.

Invasion of Earth,
What can we do?
I say we make
Animal stew.
Dead Dancing chickens
Look nice on our plates.
Green and Yellow Cows,
All of them, we ate.
Two-headed pigs
Make really nice bacon.
Dogs playin' poker;
They're all fakin'.

Invasion of Earth,
What to do now?
I say we cook
Another red cow.

Inspired and written for:

Lan Nguyen