We all know that Sac State and UC Davis have a love/hate relationship. They hate us because we have better looking women (a proven fact), better parties, and of course, they hate the fact that we are a Division I school and they are not. Every year at the Causeway Classic, it's bound to happen - the inevitable "State School... State School..." chants that come from the Davis side. What better way to piss them off than to chant "D-II... D-II... " back at them. They hate it!

 

10. Davis smells like cow poo. Seriously, it does.

9. There is no such thing as "light pollution".

8. We may be a state school, but at least we're not a Division II school!

7. We have Tom Hanks and Joan Lunden. They have the skinny kid from "The Wonder Years".

6. No snoring ordinances in Sacramento.

5. 1-10 in Division I is always better than a Division II national championship!

4. Davis mayor in favor of a police station made out of straw. We'll huff and puff and blow your house down!

3. Davis spent $25,000 on a tunnel for frogs. Frogs!

2. Did we mention they're a D-II school?

1. "What the hell is an Aggie, anyway?"

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Editor's note: Apparently, the feeling is mutual. Word has spread its way across the Causeway and into the newsroom of the California Aggie, UCD's newspaper. They printed up an article about us and we apparently pissed off many a Davis student! Ah, the sweet smell of success...

Check out the article, published June 4, 1999... "SacState.com Takes Cheap, Predictable Shots at Davis"... We say there are no blows like low blows!

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