Eeyore's Poetry

Christopher Robin is going.
At least I think he is.
Where?
Nobody knows.
But he is going --
I mean he goes
(To rhyme with "knows")
Do we care?
(To rhyme with "where")
We do
Very much.
(I haven't got a rhyme for that "is" in the second line yet. Bother.)
(Now I haven't got a rhyme for bother. Bother.)
Those two bothers will have
to rhyme with each other
Buther.
The fact is this is more difficult than I thought,

I ought --
(Very good indeed)
I ought
To begin again,
But it is easier
To stop.
Christopher Robin, goodbye,
I
(Good)
I
And all your friends
Sends --
I mean all your friend
Send --
(Very awkward this, it keeps going wrong)
Well, anyhow, we send
Our love
END.