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The Mighty Blues 2 (JFH [2]) Everton 1 (Scouser) Premiership Easter 2001
Jimmy The Geek
What a fucking day I had on Saturday... While trying to push up my domestic
brownie point account at home by picking up some dry cleaning and buying a
few bits and bobs, I managed to hit a traffic island near Legless
Ladder in Fulham, resulting in blowing two tyres.... it took me 30 mins to
organise wife and baby and, I thought, RAC and tyre place, so I settled
happily in the Legless for a pint or four waiting for tow vehicle, discussing CFC
with a number of blue-clad individuals who only listened to me because I bought
the drinks, no doubt. Some polish tosser turned up in a Transit, saying
"Where are the tyres u want mending ?" After a short discourse into twentieth
century history he pissed off. I laid into some poor bird at the
callcentre who had the audacity to ask me .....DO YOU HAVE THE TYRES WITH
YOU.... Just made it to a few bottles of Pinot at Friends before heading off for the
Bridge... Stopping for a Beck's on the way. Well fortified, I gained me seat
and found myself 1-0 down within a minute or so.... Here we go again.. What a
bunch of wankers... I continued to slag off the dutch cunt Hasselbaink for
about 34 mins, after which he scored a couple and was immediately given the
freedom of the Fulham Road by yours truly.... At this stage I noticed some concentrated
headshaking and and ever so subtle moving away by my unfortunate neighbours.... Things to happen in the summer.... Dennis off to captain Watford.. Franck to fuck off to the planet " who gives a shit or up URANUS to you"... Albert, Le Slaux, Jokanovic, Bogarde, De Goey, Lambourde all to leave, plus a few more.... New centre half... New midfield general.. maybe the West Ham summer sale will go on.... or I am hearing from Munich that Effenberg wants to come to London.... In any case... What do YOU think ? Want to add your point of view ? Here's your chance to send me some feedback. NB: Opposing fans: abuse will be laughed at and then binned, so don't waste your time. Considered, intelligent argument, presented in the spirit of friendly rivalry guarantees a response.
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