After a couple of BSE burgers one met up with the usual suspects and went straight for our seats, but missed the gate and ended up walking all round the fucking ground... many apologies to the Great Dane , who I slated for excactly the same felony at the library...

The game - what can I say ? One way traffic. Glenda must have been asking himself what he did wrong in a previous life to have ended up like this....

Did it help us that some Dutch pratt was sent off ? Dunno, I reckon we would have beaten them anyway. Hasslewhinger should have had a hat trick but seems to have lost his nerve...3rd game in a row he missed one to ones....

Dennis back to his best... Franco magnifico as usual... no real weak points... it was men against boys... the Chelsea fans had great fun, called for Georgie Graham, Alan sugar, etc etc... Even "celery" got an airing... opposition strangely quiet - or was it strange ? Just think of the 9 year old boy who was taken by his poor misguided dad to Three Point Lane sometime in the late eighties with the promise that the Mighty Blues will be beaten.

14 years and countless teenage masturbatory experiences later our lad is now 23, has a totally fucked up relationship with his lying son of a bitch father, and is marked for life by broken promises. He'll probably use that in court to defend himself when he's up as a serial killer..... in other words a whole generation of Spurs fans is ready for a Jonestown-like experience....FUCKING GREAT !

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