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The Mighty Blues 2 (Guddy,Jimmy)
Premiership
18th February 2001

The Dam Breaks..
By our correspondent Klaus, The Voice Of Moderation

Still in shock... Felt like winning in the Cup... We actually won away and climbed above Charlton and Southampton... Any more and we'll get a bloody nosebleed..

The truth of the matter is West Ham had nothing, apart from that imp Cole, who we should kidnap at ot once. The rest of the team looked as if they hopped of the Eurostar baggage car and somehow evaded immigration... Which made the "Engerland" shouts by the Hammers faithful look somewhat stupid, but whats new.. Not only does Harry's lot look more and more like the Arse old boys team, but Upton Park is getting more and more like a library (Highbury) extension...

We had them on the terraces and on the pitch... Jimmy was a handful... Frank (did I ever doubt this wonderful French aristocrat ? A picture of loyalty..) was back to his best... So was Marcel... Socksy crossed the ball... Gus glided in midfield... Dennis snapped at everything and it was 4-4-2 all the way... Looked familiar somehow.... Has Claudio turned into Luca in disguise??? Whats happening?? Are we preparing for the return of the prodigal son, or did the boys just tell Ranieri to fuck off.. I think we should be told... They took an awful long time to come out for the second half and I thought I could hear the shouting from here....

PS How I prayed that the Luftwaffe had been half as efficient as the RAF.... At least we wouldnt have been snarled up in traffic for ages and would have had more time for a drink...

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