Sir, I have just recovered from the horrors of last weekend - I watched the match in a bar in Patpong, Bangkok, surrounded by a load of so called United fans; so called because they all had broader southern accents than me (and one of the cunts was drinking diet coke during 2-4-1 happy hour). Anyway like I say I survived, and have come through this trying time in a positive frame of mind. Why am I so positive after a terrible mauling ? So the outspoken John Gregory, he of the tracksuit and matching boots, could not weave his magic at Derby County and finds himself looking up at the big table from the sewer of the Nationwide. I would just like to say fuck you Gregory, and take that cunt Fabi with you. It now appears that the nation's best loved wife beater and manic-depressive, Stan Collymore, is not dead, and that the feet attached to a pair of trainers found in the Severn estuary are not his, but are rumored to be those of the manic street preachers ! I say welcome back Stan, any chance of a tear up ? You will be pleased to hear (but not as pleased as I am) that I have secured a ticket for the Engerland vs Argies match, a re-run of the Malvinas conflict. I hope to see Stan Collymore in person, entertaining a pub full of soccer louts with his amusing wife beating antics (a la Gazza). I think that their young right wing, Belgrano, might do some damage. Still at least Beckham can't fuck it up this time ! Or can he ? I would like to say thank you, Sir Ken, for the last 20 years of the "Ken Bates Experience". Ken has had his critics, but then show me one genius who has not been followed around by a braying mob of cretins and half-wits. Remember Chelsea fans, it is Sir Ken who put us where we are today, and he will make us the number one club side in the world in the next 5 years. If it wasn't for Sir Ken there would be no Chelsea. I try to emulate Sir Ken in every way - I have recently electrified the fence around my compound and I have purchased a full-length beaver coat (although it cost me more than one pound). I have no doubt that in 20 years I will see the benefit of these moves.
Dr Les.
Absolutely, Les. As you know I have never had a bad word to say about good old Uncle Ken. I spit in the eye of the cretins and the halfwits. Here's to another twenty years of insolvency !
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Priesty's Chelsea FC Refuge.
