Sir,
Ray Parlour
Raymond, get your fucking hair cut. Why did you wait until the cup final before scoring your 1st goal ? Did someone bribe you ? Now then John Terry, here is lesson number one - if you think your man is going to get past you and get into a scoring position, scythe him down. That Muppet Richards did it and got away with it during the 6th round. I realize that with your court case pending you do not want to show the watching world your dark side, but fuck it, JT, sometimes you must put the team first. You can talk all day about why we did not win the cup final but the truth of the matter is that we lost because Jokanovic did not play. End of story. If Priesty had been born in the middle ages he would have been burnt as a heretic. Perhaps in his defence he can claim that he is of an unsound mind, but fucking hell, the whole world knows that if Vialli fell into a swimming pool full of tits he would come out sucking his thumb. Vialli's success can be attributed to one man, a man with an unhealthy liking for schoolgirls (no - Graham Rix, not Gary Glitter). Claudio is the best manager ever. Get used to it, muppet man. So it would appear that Ferguson is finally losing the plot, judging by his desire to kick the shit out of everybody's favorite Argie, Juan Sebastian. Sorry - I am getting confused; it was Veron's teammates who wanted to give him a beating - Sir Alec wanted to slap a few journos. Life in a northern town, eh ? Fucking northern monkeys. It is nice to see that in our rapidly changing world some things can still be relied on. Of course I am talking about the usual grace in defeat shown by our chums at Milwall. They managed to injure 40 or so coppers and a credible 27 police horses (what, no dogs ?). I personally think that Milwall should be invited into the Premiership on the strength of that performance alone ! As the Jam once said - That's entertainment. The moral of the story, then, is to pick yourself up, brush yourself down and sing in a loud voice: "Carefree, wherever you may be, 'cos we are the famous CFC, and we don't give a rats arse whoever you maybe, 'cos we are the famous CFC"
Dr Les.
I do, Les, with the obvious exception of your slanderous attack on Chelsea's most succesful ever manager, Luca Vialli. When Don Claudio actually wins us something you will be entitled to have your say, but until then I suggest that you get with the fucking programme and have some respect for poor old Luca, who was only sacked because of his constant demands for smoked salmon from Ken Bates' personal stash. That can be the only reason, as you don't sack someone for winning the FA Cup and coming fifth in the league, do you ? At least I hope not, otherwise Don C's wicket is looking a trifle sticky, wouldn't you say ?
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Priesty's Chelsea FC Refuge.
I have now recovered from the horror of watching Arsenal fuck us from behind in the Cup Final and feel ready to share my thoughts with your readers:
