Sir, So the Egyptian owners of Fulham have sold their excuse for a ground to property redevelopers as a precaution. A precaution against what, exactly ? The appalling traffic on the Fulham Palace Road ? I tell you this, Fulham fans, you have been fucked in the arse and you are too stupid to realise it. Now piss off to Merton and stop pretending you belong with the big boys. So Charlton are demanding a rematch on the basis that they lost their match 4-1. I too would love to see a rematch as their "penalty" was never a penalty in a million years. Then we could do them 5-0, although perhaps they might have bought a goalie by then to replace the pikey who played in the last match. I personally think it's a bit rich that Charlton of all people complain about our pitch. Did you ever hear us complaining about the old Valley ? Selhurst Park ? Upton Park ? Or any other wreck of a ground that they have called home over the last few years. Fuck off Charlton. You are mickey mouse and always will be. I hope that we get the opportunity to play Arsenal again this season. Why? Just so that Graham Le Saux can properly pay back the beast Lauren for his horror tackle on Gianfranco. Arsenal are a bunch of thugs who win games through negative tactics, such as including Lee Dixon and Martin Keown in their team. Rest assured, Chelsea fans, Lauren will get his. Maybe not today, but soon and with horrible consequences. Dean, you thick little cunt, do you know what year it is ? Have you been down t'pit so long that you think that barging the goalie and ball over the line will result in a goal ? Do you think that you are Nat cunting Lofthouse ? I will tell you what you get if you try those antics: a knee in the head from an irate Italian. You're lucky that Carlo was held back or he would have fucked you up good. I was very pleased with the 4th round draw for the FA Cup, as we have more moral fibre in our little fingers than Everton has in their entire team. Having said that, the one and only time I visited Gay Meadow was a truly horrible experience. Tommy Seagull and I travelled on the supporters club train, which left at 7am on New Years day, nursing terrific hangovers. Our mood was not improved by the 2-0 spanking we received at the hands of mighty Shrewsbury. On the plus side, however, I won 3rd prize in the raffle - a rather attractive Chelsea holdall. I read an excellent quote from Monsieur Hoolahoop where he suggests that he likes being beaten, as "you get to know a lot more about your team in defeat than in victory". In that case it's safe to assume that a) Gerald is a very happy man and b) he knows his team intimately. Enculez un poulet, Gerald !
Dr Les.
Clearly you believe that you are a funny man, you medical muppet. Making jokes at my expense no doubt makes you feel big and clever. Laugh on, my friend: I console myself with the thought that according to my solicitors, Messrs Carnt and Mudie of Fulham, I am going to take you for every fucking penny you've got. We will see who is laughing when I relieve you of your ill-gotten gains, fucko.
© 2003
Priesty's Chelsea FC Refuge.
Looks like you are getting back to your old, slovenly ways and updating your excuse for a website only if you get a note of praise. It therefore falls on me once more to be the voice of reason, and there is plenty that needs to be said.
You see my point ?
