Surgery Notes

Sir, Spring is in the air and it's great to be alive. Why the good cheer ? I will tell you why: Lauren is a bitch So Lauren did not get what he had coming. Perhaps that can be rectified when we see the cunt at the bridge. We'll teach you to scythe down Gianfranco. You horrible thug. Jeffers is a tart The boy is fucking incredible. Nasty little scouse git. Next to him even Ratboy Fowler looks like a nice chap. Jeffers you are shit and you know you are. Calm down Martin Did you see Keown's performance on Sunday? He is one angry old man. There was one particular incident where he was blown up for blatantly fouling Eidur only to try and attack him ! Where do you get off Martin? I saw a T-shirt on sale on the Fulham Road that suggested that Keown's got a monkey's head. Perhaps they should add that he's got a violent temper as well. Henry, I hate you Now I realise that I have had a go at most of the Arsenal team, but there's something about Henry that makes my blood boil. He really rates himself and yet he would struggle to make the bench at Chelsea. He was shit in the World Cup, end of story. No replays ! So Arsene wants to stop replays, preferring to have the match settled on the day. Strange logic given that Carlo is the best penalty stopper in the business and Chelsea were getting stronger and stronger as the game went on. If it was settled on the day, Arsenal would be out of the cup along with Middlesbrough, Shrewsbury and Stoke fucking city ! Second City Nice to see Birmingham and Villa dragging football back into the 70's. The match had it all: flying headbutts, two-footed lunges, appalling goalkeeping, brummies in white baseball caps trying to attack Robbie Savage, tear-ups in the crowd. What a game! And to cap it all, Villa lost ! Capital ! IDS Just when you thought that Iain Duncan Smith could not be a bigger cunt, comes news of his efforts to win over the city of Sunderland, by pretending he knows a thing or two about football. Sound logic, only let down by David O'Leary style ineptitude - IDS started praising Newcastle's recent form and saying what an excellent manager Bobby Bollox is ! To top it all IDS is an Tottenham fan ! Reasons to be Cheerful Carlo's latest one-man show Arsene's face at the end of the match Sheff Utd in the semis Tottenham 0 Sir Les of Ferdinand 2 Stoke city: done 6-0 in the league Frank Lampard, goal machine The end of Leeds' season (and its only March!) Jonathan Woodgate, you are bleeding rubbish mate Beck's own goal in the Worthington cup final. Nice. Claudio - boss of all the bosses Carefree wherever you may be, we are the famous CFC, and we don't give a fuck. You see my point ? Dr Les. I do, Les. Nice that, for once, you have neglected to have a go at me. I suspect that your head has gone soft from having a sprog. Get a life, you muppet ! Priesty.

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