Now the world is starting to cop on to what we have long suspected, i.e. that Chelsea are indeed the greatest team the world has ever seen. But there are still a few rotten apples who refuse to accept this new world order and insist on making complete cunts of themselves. Who are these doubters? I will tell you who: "It's annoying. We were the best team and we deserved to go through." Oh yeah Michael ? I agree with you, but only on the subject of diving. You, like that bitch Deco, are by far the best at it. Did you deserve to go through to the semis ? No, because a) we scored more goals than you b) we conceded less goals than you and c) we are not a bunch of cunts. So there. "I believe that Bayern were the better team and we didn't deserve to get kicked out." Franz, were you watching the same bleeding game ? You were not the better team, in fact you are the worst team. Even fucking Arsenal beat you. Now let's hear no more on the subject. Lauren was quoted ahead of the 0-0 draw at the Bridge labelling the Blues "boring". The Cameroon international, who is best remembered by Chelsea fans as the thug who did a hatchet job on Zola, described our playing style as too defensive. Too defensive, despite being second highest scorers in the Premiership ! Lauren went on to whine "I do not really like the way Chelsea have played this season." He added: "It seems a lot of the top honours are being won by defensive sides rather than those which attack, like us." Lauren is clearly having a laugh. In their last 3 premier games Arsenal have scored 2 goals (count them 1, 2 goals) while conceding none. I guess this is what Lauren calls attacking football. My advice to you, Lauren, is to fuck off round Lee Dixon's and bleat on to him, as no one else gives a fuck what you think. "I still feel that if Chelsea had had to play Manchester United before they played us, the Championship would maybe not be over". Oh dear, oh dear. Even Arsene wants to join the party and make a cunt of himself. Lucky Chelsea ? Is it luck that we have only conceded 12 goals all season ? Were we lucky to beat Barcelona ? Bayern Munich ? Scunthorpe ? No, Arsene, we were not. I suggest that you go and have a punch up with that Ashley Cole buffoon, as I sense you are a little tense. "We certainly do not believe we are 15 points worse than Chelsea," Giggs told MUTV. "Quality-wise we actually feel we are better than they are." Why would Giggsy come out and say something like that ? Come on Ryan, we have played you 3 times already this season and you've managed 1 goal, losing 2 matches in the process. We are clearly better than you quality-wise. We do, however, lag behind you in the red card stakes, but then we don't have any spivs, roy keanes or gingers in our squad. My advice to Ryan is to shut the fuck up before he makes an even bigger bitch of himself. Pleaty has gone on record describing Jose's pay cheque as "obscene". Come on, Pleaty, don't try to drag a decent Christian man down to your kerb-crawling level ! Only a sex-case would use the word obscene in this context, you filthy little man. Does your wife know where you were last night ?
Les.
Have you been on the Tequila again, Les ? Only a man with a bad hangover and a touch of the DT's could have come up with this kind of bile. I prescribe a large glass of milk and a couple of paracetamol, followed by a good blast on a crack-pipe. That should sort you out.
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Priesty's Chelsea FC Refuge.
Sir,
You see my point ?
