Sir, I have to strongly complain about the general sensibleness and dumbing down of your previously impeccable website... a couple of weeks ago you actually admitted that Man U won the title on merit - have u gone stark raving fucking bonkers ?? I'm sitting here in Germany wondering what sort of year we have had and wondering when I should start drinking in preparation for the great Scouse slaughter tonite..... shit I've just spilled the first pinot grigio, which my wife poured me on her return from Milan this morning... she actually landed in Cologne rather than Duesseldorf, but never noticed until I called and told her, and she still argued.... I told her to apply to drive the Man U team bus next year... but I digress... Let's get one thing straight, we had a fucking good season... we would have won the lot if it hadn't been for a mixture of idiotic decision-making and fully blown conspiracy..... Jose, who I have nominated for pope several times, and I fully expect the white smoke to rise over the Vatican once the rottweiler kicks the bucket, picked the Flying Dutchman to take the first pen against liverwurst ! Didn't he see the semi-final at Euro 2000 against Italy ??? The fucking Dutch are even worse at pens than Waddle, Pearce, Beckham etc, and that's saying something..... What we should have done is substitute Petr in the last minute and put Carlo in (I am sure Dr Les would agree).... in his last season as our number one he saved 75 percent... As far as the Championship is concerned, rarely have I been so pissed off. Not that we lost it, there are valid reasons for that, but at your comment.... What do u mean, "they were better over the season" ?? Get off the fucking Prozac and back onto the vodka, smack etc etc.... Manure better ????? !*&^%(!!! It would have been absofuckinglutely amazing if they hadn't won it considering the monumental fucking conspiracy against us.... the moon landing, 9/11, Kennedy, even blondie in the tunnel were nothing against what has happened to us... first the north london frog turns Willie Gallas' head (I thought he might have been a bit old for him), scheduling, permanent ref sucking up to Father Jack at the theatre of wanks from pen decisions, the white flag hoisted by Liverwurst (why didn't they pick up Autoglass as a sponsor once we dropped them ?) and finally the SAS chasing Jose's dog (Gullit if you believe the press over here) all over london.... At least the Cup Final showed who the masters are.... Carrick played as if he as still at Spurs .i.e crap.... Crapino Ronaldo (who reminds me more and more of Andrew "I only score against fucking Norwich" Cole) was out-muscled by SWP..... Incidentally I think Ronaldo is the most odious, cheating little shitbag who ever kicked a ball.. Unless of course he was ever to put on a blue shirt, in which case he would be worthy owner of number 25... and pig face Rooney... the only player uglier than Ed de Goey... Chasing around looking for Colleen's platinum card.... Giggsy (sounds like something out of the magic roundabout) should have been sent off for intentionally kicking Cech.... We won.... and that's it.. Tonite Gattuso will have Gerrard for breakfast... Forza Milan Klaus.

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