Sir, Amongst all your ravings you seem to have overlooked the most momentous news; not that arsehole Poll has given up, but that his retirement is entirely due to JT telling a him a few home truths and the FA, CIA, KGB and the Pope agreeing with him. I therefore propose that JT should be immediately honoured in Blair's resignation list (which on its own is a reason for the biggest pissup the universe has ever known) with at least an OBE, if not a Knighthood, for his services to refereeing. To get rid of "Three Card" Poll, the worst ref football has ever seen, would probably get the support not just of any true blue but also from like-minded supporters up and down the country... We should start a petition website, print T shirts, send spam, get drunk, spill drinks, and wake up, eventually... Something else has just occurred to me - only my brain can come up with this - considering the world wide war on doping, which incidentally should be led by Dr Les, has ever anybody thought of drug testing referees ??? I mean, athletes get a two year ban for sucking a fishermans friend (with the exception of figureskaters, where it is a prerequisite), but nobody ever considered that some of the refereeing decisions in recent history could easily be explained by this.... I think we should investigate.... Klaus.

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