18th June 2007 Sir, Yet again you have overlooked one tremendous piece of news, even more unforgivable considering your latest, perferctly sensible analysis concerning your readers. Obviously one of your most ardent fans is Sir Alan Sugar, who has been, so I have been told by my BBC mole, glued to yours and particularly Les' outbursts whilst pretending to listen to that hapless bunch of wankers on The Apprentice. It took some time but eventually he jumped across his shadow and sold his last few remaining shares in Three Point Lane for 25 million quid, making a handy profit, which proves that even shit futures can go up. But have I been reliably informed that after buying an executive box at the greatest football ground in the world in SW london, he will use`the remaining £348.50 to buy JT a wedding present. At last he has seen the light.. We are not worthy ! Klaus.

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