20th June 2007 Sir, Following your latest, and in most parts absolutely correct and well balanced analysis concerning scousers, I would like to remind you of a suggestion I made many years ago, that when we had Autoglass as a sponsor (something post Roman 'fans' obvious don't fucking remember, as they were then looking either at Sharp (manure) or Carlsberg (looserpool), they should have sponsored any transfer of a scouser to CFC, as this would have undoubtly increased their business in london manyfold, once all their extended family had come down for the weekend. Similarly the little anecdote of the well know Bosnian centre forward, playing for Liverpool, phoning home after somehow scoring two goals. Instead of being congratulated he is shocked when his dad angrily informs him that his sister has been raped, their house burgled, the car firebombed, the cat run over and grandma mugged. On enquiring how can this be his fault, Dad replies: WELL IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU WE WOULDN'T BE IN FUCKING LIVERPOOL.... However if you do talk about "history demented" fans, how could you not mention rottenham, who haven't won anything in colour yet and whose last win bonus was paid in pounds,shillings and pennies. And probably food stamps... Just go to any website dominated by those wankers, i.e. Sportingo, and you will experience a sense of wanting to puke. They actually believe that because they won something in 1961 they are great club, and will take umbrage at anybody like me who dares suggest that they are all genetically, intellectually, psychologically challenged tossers, which I have done many times and would appreciate a bit of support in this quest. Over to you chaps..... Klaus.

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