!! BIG LAUGHS !!
From the poJabuta.
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Galahad: Pollux in Marketplace..
Jabuta: Which marketplace.
Galahad: Elohim marketplace.
Galahad: Full zoo.
Suddenly, you feel a low rumbling, deep within the earth.
The ground in front of you suddenly splits wide open, forming a deep
crevasse from which the fires of hell itself seem to glow. Steam and
sulphurous gasses escape it with ominous hissing noises, and suddenly
form into a hazy image of Alyred. He says to you:
Galahad: I just shit my pants. hehehehe
Suddenly, You feel dizzy and close your eyes. When you open them
again, everything is as it was.
> @reply Muahahahahahahaha :)
You feel you have communed with the deities.
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Ahman: single white haired male centaur seeks group for
companionship, possible long-term fighting tour. Interested parties please
respond to Ahman on the Satai guild-line. I am tired of spending riverdays
all alone.
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Borzak: is gameldar ally?
Gameldar: Hardly
(Gameldar is in the team at the moment with Borzak)
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Galahad: Does anyone know where I can find a scabbard belt?
Jabuta: A shop?
Suddenly, you feel a low rumbling, deep within the earth.
The ground in front of you suddenly splits wide open, forming a deep
crevasse from which the fires of hell itself seem to glow. Steam and
sulphurous gasses escape it with ominous hissing noises, and suddenly
form into a hazy image of Alyred. He says to you:
Galahad: Does anyone know where I can get a drink of water?
Suddenly, You feel dizzy and close your eyes. When you open them
again, everything is as it was.
@reply WAhahaha.
You feel you have communed with the deities.
Suddenly, you feel a low rumbling, deep within the earth.
The ground in front of you suddenly splits wide open, forming a deep
crevasse from which the fires of hell itself seem to glow. Steam and
sulphurous gasses escape it with ominous hissing noises, and suddenly
form into a hazy image of Alyred. He says to you:
Galahad: Anyone knows how to stop bleeding? *splort*
*gush* *bleed*
Suddenly, You feel dizzy and close your eyes. When you open them
again, everything is as it was.
@reply ROFFL
You feel you have communed with the deities.
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Jabuta: Petymon!
Pety: YESSSSS? What is?
Cush: Muahahahaha
Pety: *laugh*
Jabuta: I choose you!
Alyred: Bwahahahahaha
Pety: wow fine all choose me....but for what?
Jabuta: I am the great Petymon trainer Jabba!
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You enter the ship.
You are aboard the schnigge 'Abnormal Vapors'.
The wood of this ship is weathered and has become hardened with age.
Its sails are faded and well worn, but you can still depict the image
of a star upon them. The entire ship is a blurred blackish color, and
trimmed with a dull silver material. The surface of the deck is covered
in a lightly swirling mist that spills down the side of the ship.
An excellent flying brown-spotted female falcon, and Fifteen
weather-beaten strong male sailors.
The Command buffer size is now 40 commands.
The excellent flying brown-spotted female falcon looks at you.
Hmmmm.
The excellent flying brown-spotted female falcon humps your right leg.
Arrrrrrrrrgh!
You say in xyllic: Rokoon's wrath is upon me!
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Ajax: anyone know Anteaus?
Straton: He's a freemage.
Straton: A thief.
Straton: I had to kill him once for stealing from my ship.
Jabuta: Stole your panties? :)
Straton: *grins*
Straton: Nah...those are much better hidden ;-)
Jabuta: Hehe. I go commando so theres no chance for people to
steal them.
Straton: *laughs* I chafe easily...so that is rarely an option
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Borzak says in xyllic: I thought we maybe just practice a bit of teamplay
while we do some slashing.
Lupham sings in xyllic: i'll be the cheerleader
Lupham grins evilly.
Cush goes hmmmm.
Cush sings softly in xyllic: Waht kind of team play did you have in mind?
You concentrate on your gem, it begins to glow brightly.
You tell Lupham: I hope he doesnt mean a circle jerk.
Lupham laughs.
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Anathema: what level is blacksilver tschekal?
Antaras: dumbass
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Culculain pets the red-eyed dark blue male lizard.
(Petting his lizard. Hehe.)
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Jagron: where are you going, Cormac?
Marya: You may guess three times! :)
Jagron: disney land in Orccamp?
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Lupham sings in xyllic: i need to consider getting a hotel room now
You say in xyllic: Yeah, so you will stop bringing your sluts into the castle.
Lupham grins evilly.
Lupham whispers well, I'll always have Tarma.
Lupham winks suggestively.
Lupham sings in xyllic: thank goodness for her heals...those bondages sure
hurt!
You laugh.
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Ajax says in xyllic: hi again!
Marya sings in xyllic: Hi courageous.
Ajax blushes profusely.
Ajax says to Marya in xyllic: its not courage, he just owe me two hands...
Ajax says to Marya in xyllic: Aarn...
Marya sings in xyllic: I see
Prizal says to Ajax in xyllic: you probably don't want them back...probably
pickled by now
You laugh loudly.
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You offer a wooden herbpipe (lit) to the wooly black female sheep.
The wooly black female sheep accepts a wooden herbpipe.
You say in ancient language: krypt, light pipe
The wooly black female sheep lights her wooden herbpipe.
The wooly black female sheep inhales some white smoke from her herbpipe.
The wooly black female sheep giggles loudly.
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Marya sings in xyllic: Oh a fighter now?
You congratulate Uranos.
Uranos thanks you.
Torgul sings to Uranos in xyllic: Now you can rest a bit faster
Uranos says in xyllic: yes true
Uranos says in xyllic: and i can fist the enemies
Uranos smiles.
(Really need a comment? Hehe)
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You massacre the right arm of the broken-nosed strong male ogre with your
tschekal.
You simply cut the right arm of the broken-nosed strong male ogre with your
tschekal from the body.
The broken-nosed strong male ogre screams loudly.
(Not funny, but oh well. It had to be logged anyways)
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Gasta raises his hands and mumbles some arcane phrases.
Gasta holds a corpse in his left hand, as suddenly another
corpse appears in his right hand.
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Calair: Yenul told me a message from Terge for the Satais.
Calair: Terge's words were: Anyone in need of a goat?
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Gullberi grumbles in xyllic: anyone knows a clerk that would want to assist
with snakes?
Prizal sings to Gullberi in xyllic: you mean like try to trade and haggle
with it to death?
Gullberi grumbles in xyllic: anyone knows a clerkik that would want to assist
with snakes?
You chuckle politely.
: Gullberi: who invented those english language...
: lol
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Griffin says in xyllic: Zenntor says I get "*GREAT*" head.
You laugh hysterically.
Griffin says in xyllic: Give.. get.. all the same.
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You look at Miak.
You see before you a rather large cat. She has brilliant green eyes and soft
looking fur. Her fur seems to be a grayish color, but as you look closer you notice
that her belly is covered with soft orange fur. Her tail twitches nervously as
you look at her.
She looks somewhat otherworldly.
She is in a bad shape.
She is extremely alert.
Miak's tail looks a little fluffed out.
You comfort Miak.
You say in xyllic: Your pussy looks sore.
You say in xyllic: Cat.
Griffin ruffles Miak's hair playfully.
Laera pokes you in the ribs.
: Griffin: omg
: Laera: That was -bad-
: lmao
Griffin says in xyllic: She took quite some beating just now.
: i couldnt resist
Griffin says in xyllic: Thanks to my sloppy tactics.
Laera mentions in xyllic: You two should pet her and comfort her.
Laera nods seriously.
You nod to Griffin.
: Griffin: lmao
: Griffin: not gonna do it!
Laera mentions in xyllic: snuggle her and stuff.
: Laera: Do it!
You say in xyllic: Her hair is sticking up.
Laera nods solemnly.
Griffin strokes Miak softly on the cheek.
You emote: Jabuta licks his hand and pets Miak.
Laera mentions in xyllic: I think she's a little upset.
Laera strokes Miak softly on the cheek.
Griffin says in xyllic: She does look a bit angry.
: omg
Laera tickles you wildly.
Griffin screams loudly.
: Laera: You two are bad. ;)
You say to Griffin in xyllic: Very mad... killer pussy.
You say in xyllic: Cat.
Laera amusedly nudges you.
Laera mentions in xyllic: Okay, I'm going to take my cat and go to bed.
You smile.
Griffin says in xyllic: With claws.
Laera pokes Griffin in the ribs
You chuckle politely.
Griffin says in xyllic: ... and teeth.
You laugh.
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Cush brings his wooden stick down in an arc and smashes the strong tanned
male human's torso!
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Jermain says in xyllic: I'm Jermain North, the sluttiest virgin in all of
Xyllomer.
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From the infamous IRC Xyllomer chat room.
why don't we all calm down and mudsex me?
* Sinner_ ponders.
sure, why not?
yesssssssss!
anal?
* Sinner_ thinks Min should go first.
you do anal?
*puzzle*
do I do anal? heh
ack!
can you say "pencil in a mineshaft"?
....
* Sinner_ doesn't even want to think it.
wohoooooo
WAHAHAHAHAHA
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