Well, perhaps we have been kicking around the idea of adding a man or
two. The qualifications are stringent. Number one: we have to know you.
In real life. Like, in Bel Air. So if you still want to be a Horseman,
log off the friggin' computer and call one of us. Expect to be told no.
Maybe you'll be surprised and one of us will put you up to a vote in a
call for nominations. Death sez any nominee MUST be anonymous. We think he
means unanimous. We agree. Each Horseman nominates one man per call
for nominations. Only one new Horsemen per round, if any. Your chance of
getting picked may very well depend on how cool a nickname you pick out
for yourself. Cause if you pick something candy-assed like "Fire", War
already says he ain't voting for your ass.

Oh, and if through some miracle you do get in, don't be expectin'
the name to change to The Five Horsemen or some shit. I mean, Curly,
Larry and Moe let Shemp in, but they didn't go changing the name.