KidVicious28GC: hell if  I was a boy that looked like Benji....I'd totally play with myself

jennas dream in convo folder

JoelsShortShorts: u know what?
*long pause*
JoelsShortShorts: maybe u dont.....
KidVicious28GC: maybe I do
JoelsShortShorts: u know what?
JoelsShortShorts: (say what)
KidVicious28GC: what
KidVicious28GC: haha
JoelsShortShorts: if u were a hott boy and ur name was benj or joel and u looked exactly like benj or joel and acted exactly like benj or joel and u were sittin next to me here on my bed and laura wasnt in the room, id prolly hump u right now....


WalkerRacing381: hi you dirty little freak
Dewdrop211: yer mooooooommmmmm!
WalkerRacing381: yer gaaaaaaaay
Dewdrop211: no UUUUUUU RRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
Dewdrop211: haha whats goin on?
WalkerRacing381: just fuckin your mom
Dewdrop211: ah ok
Dewdrop211: is she good?
WalkerRacing381: you told me she was
Dewdrop211: haha this is a doomed conversation

schep: BROWNIES!!!!    cora: UMMM....no    s: wha?    c: brownies suck    s: how dare u!    c: they do...cake is so much better!    s: apparently uve never had MY brownies....brownies all the way, no discussion    c: nope. no brownies.    s: u blasphemous cake-slut!!!!!!! i'm sorry.... but no one speaks of brownies like that i'll let it slide only because its u... but u best watch ur cake-loving ways around me, missy...    c: o man im soo dyslexic today    s: brownies will cure it    c: no they wont!    s: more then cake would..."cake is better then brownies..." BAH! u & ur cake are no longer wlecome in my cave    c: well me and my cake dont wanna b invited to ur brownie infested cave so neehhH! cake is so much better & i have proof:::    s: proof, eh? i'd like to see that    c: what do u have on ur bday? on everyone elses bday? its a tradition that u eat cake! does brownie have a holiday everyday of the yr??? hecks no!!!!!!! & theres a band named after cake, because its so delectable...is there a band named after brownies?? HECKS NO! ALLS YOU GOTS IS A BUNCH A GIRL SCOUTS NAMED AFTER YOUR DESSERT!!!!    s: so, dislexia, huh? hows that going for ya?    c: haha i may be dyslexic, but i can at least spell it!!!! way to change the subject bc ur dessert SUCKS!    s: yeah?! Well....well....ummmm.....yeah, ok i suck....    c: HAH! I WIN!!!    s: yup...    c: :-D:-D:-D WOO!!!! *victory dance!* :-D:-D:-D:-D


dan, on the deterioration of women after they get married: it's like a toy that breaks right after you get it home


Dewdrop211: so if u had a siamese twin, where would u want him to b attached?
Dewdrop211: lol
detroit2011: ewww
detroit2011: the pinky toe
detroit2011: for easy separation
Dewdrop211: what if he HAD to b attached somewhere that u couldtn really detach?
detroit2011: lol
detroit2011: i  dunno
detroit2011: the butt
Dewdrop211: haha
Dewdrop211: thatd b VERY uncomfortable
Dewdrop211: how would u sit?
Dewdrop211: and, uh other stuff?
Dewdrop211: lol
Dewdrop211: i dotn think that one was thought thru...
detroit2011: lol
detroit2011: i guess that could be kinda messy

NcTHeels18: yea so I was peeing and I thought "wow, Cora's such a good friend, golly gee she stayed my best friend even with moving"


NcTHeels18: I'm bored
Dewdrop211: aw im sry
Dewdrop211: want me to strip?
NcTHeels18: yea could u?
Dewdrop211: sure....got some music?
NcTHeels18: yea
NcTHeels18: I have a lot of music
NcTHeels18: what would you be comfortable dancing to?
NcTHeels18: :-D
Dewdrop211: hmm i like senorita


NcTHeels18: this might sound retarded...don't take it in the wrong way...but I want a guy that's like you...*looks up in the air and thinks about what I've just said*
NcTHeels18: *gives crazy look*

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