With heavy, heavy apologies to the late great Roy Orbison:

AUDETTE

(to the tune of "Claudette," by Roy Orbison)

Whoa, oh, Audette!
Whoa, oh, Audette!

The Kings have got a winger and he played tonight
Left Buffalo as soon as he could catch a flight
Los Angeles has got itself a new heart and soul
'Cause he got his own rebound and he scored a goal

Audette
Isn't finished yet 
Audette
Put it in the net
Audette
Well Larry Robinson just isn't gonna have to fret
It only took a pick and a new deal to get
Audette
Put it in the net
Audette
Whoa, oh, Audette!

Well, Donald saw free agency and wanted his
Restrictions wouldn't help him get his cut of the biz
He wanted to be Group Five so he gave this address:
When they offered him lots, he hollered "less, less, less!"

Audette
Isn't finished yet 
Audette
Put it in the net
Audette
Well Larry Robinson just isn't gonna have to fret
He'll probably score a bunch of goals from now on, we bet
Audette
Put it in the net
Audette
Whoa, oh, Audette!

So now he's got his contract and his piece of pie
He'll be a King and Sabres fans will all know why:
He'd only play for peanuts now and millions next year
Giving Buffalo fans more cause to cry in their beer

Audette
Isn't finished yet 
Audette
Put it in the net
Audette
Well Larry Robinson just isn't gonna have to fret
It only put the Kings a couple million in debt
Audette
Put it in the net
Audette
Whoa, oh, Audette!
Mmm mmm Audette!  Oh, oh, Audette! (to fade)

Mike Fornabaio--mef17@oocities.com

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