With heavy, heavy apologies to the late great Roy Orbison:
Whoa, oh, Audette! Whoa, oh, Audette! The Kings have got a winger and he played tonight Left Buffalo as soon as he could catch a flight Los Angeles has got itself a new heart and soul 'Cause he got his own rebound and he scored a goal Audette Isn't finished yet Audette Put it in the net Audette Well Larry Robinson just isn't gonna have to fret It only took a pick and a new deal to get Audette Put it in the net Audette Whoa, oh, Audette! Well, Donald saw free agency and wanted his Restrictions wouldn't help him get his cut of the biz He wanted to be Group Five so he gave this address: When they offered him lots, he hollered "less, less, less!" Audette Isn't finished yet Audette Put it in the net Audette Well Larry Robinson just isn't gonna have to fret He'll probably score a bunch of goals from now on, we bet Audette Put it in the net Audette Whoa, oh, Audette! So now he's got his contract and his piece of pie He'll be a King and Sabres fans will all know why: He'd only play for peanuts now and millions next year Giving Buffalo fans more cause to cry in their beer Audette Isn't finished yet Audette Put it in the net Audette Well Larry Robinson just isn't gonna have to fret It only put the Kings a couple million in debt Audette Put it in the net Audette Whoa, oh, Audette! Mmm mmm Audette! Oh, oh, Audette! (to fade)