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Body Count vs. Sephiroth and Vincent Vallientine
Winners: Sephiroth and Vincent Vallientine
Time Of The Match: 12:03
Title At Stake: None
Notes: First Round/World Tag Team Title Tournament... Throughout most of this match, it looked like Body Count was in total control. About half way through the match, Pleasure & Paine and Lucious made an appearance, just standing on the top of the entrance ramp. However, they did not remain there for long. Just as it looked like Body Count had the match won, Lucious came down to the ringside area and distracted referee Jon Salvatore. This allowed Jerry Paine to nail Sammie 'The Leach' Curr with a chair right between the eyes behind the Salvatore's back. As RIP chased P&P and Lucious back to the locker room area, Sephiroth crawled over and made the cover on Sammie for the 1-2-3. After the match, the victorious team of Sephiroth and Vincent quickly made their way back to the locker room, and Sammie went running to the back after The Keeper had revived him from the chair shot.
Canadian Homeboy and Montreal Kid vs. Deathstrike and Shatterstar
Winners: Deathstrike and Shatterstar
Time Of The Match: 7:47
Title At Stake: None
Notes: First Round/World Tag Team Title Tournament... This match was right down the middle, with both teams pulling out some good moves. Towards the end of the match, however, it seemed like there was a lack of coordination between the cousins, Canadian Homeboy and Montreal Kid. The end of the match came when Montreal Kid was setting up Deathstrike for Canadian Homeboy to hit him with the Ghetto Blaster. The lack of coordination between the cousins became evident here, as 'Strike moved out of the way and CH accidentally hit MK with the Ghetto Blaster. Shatterstar held off Homeboy as 'Strike pinned Montreal Kid to get the win. CH and MK agrued and nearly came to blows before shaking hands and making their way peacefully back to the locker room.
Death & Destruction vs. Pleasure & Paine
Winners: Pleasure & Paine
Time Of The Match: 5:32
Title At Stake: None
Notes: First Round/World Tag Team Title Tournament... Jerry Paine started the match off for Pleasure & Paine, and totally dominated the competition with his size and power. During the midst of the action, Body Count came running out to the ring and stromed after Pleasure & Paine. P&P and Body Count brawled back to the locker room as it was announced that Pleaure & Paine had won the match as a result of a disqualification. Death & Destruction were none too happy about the loss, and Carnage even chokeslammed referee Jon Salvatore before the two men made their way back to the locker room area.
Da Messiah vs. Logan and Punisher
Winners: Da Messiah
Time Of The Match: 6:01
Title At Stake: None
Notes: First Round/World Tag Team Title Tournament... Logan and Punisher seemed to be easy prey for the cocky duo of Kontra and Axon Blade. Hell's Heroes had little offense in the match, which quickly came to an end after Da Messiah hit Logan with 3M and made it look easy, picking up the win.
Bishop vs. Cpl. Punishment
Winner: Bishop
Time Of The Match: 10:22
Title At Stake: None
Notes: This match went back and forth between these two big men the whole way, but in the end it was Bishop who would pull out the win with his Checkmate maneuver. After the match as Bishop was standing victorious in the ring, Death Jester made his way to the ringside area. Juster, with an evil grin on his face, just burned a hole in Bishop's forehead with his stare. As Jester and Bishop were going face to face and it looked like they were finally going to come to blows, U.S. Heavyweight Champion 'The Vulture' Terry Von Ruden attacked Bishop from behind. Bishop was able to hold off Von Ruden until Jester and Cpl. Punishment both got into the ring, making it three on one. Punishment, Jester, and Von Ruden all worked over Bishop, and Jester hit him with the Hand of Death. As Bishop laid on the mat, Terry Von Ruden knelt before Death Jester, showing his alliance to the Covenant of Death. All three men and The Keeper then walked out together as Bishop was being helped from the ring.
"Movie Star" Joe Eastwood vs. Spawn
Winner: Spawn
Time Of The Match: 30:00
Title At Stake: None
Notes: 30-Minute Iron Man Match... The first fall came when Eastwood hit Spawn with the Showstopper and won the fall at 8:08. The second fall was decided after Spawn was counted out after being hit with Eastwood's movie reel behind referee Rich Dengler's back at 12:43. Spawn made a comeback and scored a pinfall over Eastwood after hitting him with the Demon's Death Drop, making it 2-1 in favor of Eastwood at the 21:14 mark. In a desperate attempt to gain an advantage, Eastwood once again tried to use his movie reel as a foreign object, but was caught by Dengler and disqualified at 28:27, tying the match up at two falls a piece. In a frantic attempt to attack Spawn, Eastwood was rolled up and pinned to make it 3-2 in favor of Spawn. Eastwood then went into a rage, but could not keep Spawn's shoulders on the canvas, and Spawn pulled out the win as the 30-minute time limit expired. Spawn celebrated as he made his way back to the locker room and Eastwood was left stomping mad in the ring.
Pleasure & Paine vs. Sephiroth and Vincent Vallientine
Winners: Pleasure & Paine
Time Of The Match: 9:41
Title At Stake: None
Notes: Second Round/World Tag Team Title Tournament... It was announced that Body Count was held back in the back during this match so they could not interfere against either team. Jerry Paine did most of the wrestling for P&P, and fared well for his team, overpowering both Sephiroth and Vallientine thoughout the match. The end came when Paine hit his Pain Killer finisher on Sephiroth and was going for the cover, but Pleasure called for the tag for the first time in the match. Paine obliged, and Larry Pleasure entered the ring. Pleasure then hit Seph with his Pleasure Wheel and made the cover to gain the victory as Paine held off Vincent. With the win, P&P advanced to the finals of the World Tag Team Title Tournament.

Da Messiah vs. Deathstrike and Shatterstar
Winners: Da Messiah
Time Of The Match: 8:50
Title At Stake: None
Notes: Second Round/World Tag Team Title Tournament... Da Messiah once again made it look easy, as they took 'Strike and 'Star to school with their double-team maneuvers and great teamwork. 'Strike and 'Star had little to no offense in this one, and the match once again ended with Da Messiah hitting 3M, this time on Shatterstar, for the 1-2-3.
Deadpool (w/ Longshot) vs. Death Jester (w/ Chronos)
Winner: Death Jester
Time Of The Match: 14:42
Title At Stake: None
Notes: This match was decent, with Deadpool getting in some good blows on Death Jester. Jester, however, was too much for the much smaller Deadpool to handle. Death Jester eventually caught Deadpool with the Hand of Death and got the pinfall victory. After the match, however, it was total chaos. The entire Covenant of Death brawled with The Triple Threat, Deathstrike and Shatterstar, and Bishop, and it took all RWA officials on hand to pull the two contingents apart and force C.O.D. back to the locker room. The Triple Threat and Co. celebrated in the ring afterwards, and Bishop shook hands with all members involved.
Longshot vs. "The Vulture" Terry Von Ruden
Winner: "The Vulture" Terry Von Ruden
Time Of The Match: 5:33
Title At Stake: U.S. Heavyweight Title
Notes: After the melay that just insued, Longshot stayed in the ring and demanded that his opponent, the newest member of C.O.D., Terry Von Ruden, make his way out. Von Ruden slowly made his was to the ring, but when he did finally enter the ring, Longshot immediately attacked. Longshot remained in control for most of this match, but that came to an end when Death Jester got involved. As The Keep distracted referee Jon Salvatore (who was wearing a neck brace), Jester climbed in the ring and caught Longshot offguard with his Hand of Death. Von Ruden then applied the Vulture's Pearch on Longshot, and Longshot's armed dropped three times, giving Von Ruden the victory. Pete 'The Mangler' Stevens came out and protested the call, and when Salvatore refused to reverse his decision, Stevens executed the Mangler on Salvatore. The crowd went nuts over this, and Stevens was escorted out by security to a huge pop from the crowd.
Da Messiah vs. Pleasure & Paine
Winners: Pleasure & Paine
Time Of The Match: 18:57
Title At Stake: World Tag Team Titles (vacant)
Notes: Final Match/Wolrd Tag Team Title Tournament... This was a hard fought match, one in which Da Messiah had the clear adavantage. They came off two relatively easy matches, whereas P&P's matches were tougher and longer, and they had also endured a brawl with Body Count earlier in the night. Both of these two teams fought hard, but in the end, it was Pleaure & Paine that prevailed and became the new World Tag Team Champions after they hit Axon Blade with the Pleasure Rack, and Larry Pleasure covered Blade for the pinfall and the titles. The two teams showed respect for each other after the match, shaking hands and pulling a "trade-up" with their women.
Nuke vs. Trent Malady
Winner: Nuke
Time Of The Match: 25:18
Title At Stake: World Heavyweight Title
Notes: This match will be written in commentary style. Your announcers for the match are RWA President Kevin Zane, Analyst Wayne Reichert, and Billy Joe Bob...

Zane: OK, ladies and gentlemen, we're about set for our main event, now let's kick it over to Jason Garrison!

Garrison: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to RWA Saturday Night Fever! This is our main event of the evening... Is is for the RWA World Heavyweight Championship! Schedueled for one fall, and with a one hour time limit... Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by the beautiful Schaherezade, he is from Ottawa, Ontario and weighs in tonight at an even 330 pounds, the challenger... NUKE!

Reichert: The fans here in the RWA have really taken a liking to Nuke...

Joe Bob: Ah, he ain't that great...

Zane: Nuke is in the ring, and now we await the arrival of our World Heavyweight Champion...

Garrison: And now, ladies and gentlemen, weighing in at 245 pounds, and hailing from the Chelsea Area of New York City, New York... The RWA World Heavyweight Champion... Trent Malady!

Reichert: The champion slowly making his way to the ring carrying the belt over his shoulder and his cane in his hand...

Zane: And he's not afraid to use that cane either...

Joe Bob: What are you talkin' about Zane?! That's just for show! I've never seen him use that cane in the ring...

Zane: That's because you need to open your eyes once in a while... OK, the champ is in the ring, and we're ready to go!

Reichert: The bell rings and we're under way...

Zane: The match starting off slowly, both men pacing themselves, but you can see the fire in their eyes... They want at each other bad!

Joe Bob: You're tellin' me! And when Malady gets his hands on Puke, he's gonna teach him a lesson that he'll never forget...

Zane: We'll have to see about that...

Reichert: Nuke and Malady lock up in the middle of the ring and Nuke backs Malady into the corner. Rich Dengler calling for the break and it looks like he's gonna get it... No! Malady just reached out and slapped Nuke right across the face! Nuke going after Malady but he's in the ropes and Dengler is backing Nuke away...

Joe Bob: Great move by Malady! He's fixin' to get the big man mad and throw him totally off his game... The man's a genius!

Zane: I'd hate to admit, Joe Bob, but you're right... If Nuke wants to bring home the title tonight, he's gonna have to keep his cool against Malady...

Reichert: They lock up once again, and again Nuke is backing Malady into the corner...

Zane: Nuke showing his power. It's no secret that Nuke has the power advantage in this one. We'll see if it's good enough to win him the title...

Reichert: Dangler calling for the break, and it looks clean, but No! Once again we don't get a clean break, but this time it's Nuke that slapped Malady right across his face!

Joe Bob: Would ya look at that cheap shot by Nuke?!

Zane: We all saw it Billy, but I do believe what's good for the goose is good for the gander...

Reichert: Malady just spit on Nuke... And Nuke spits right back at 'em! Nuke showing that he's not going to take anything from Malady tonight...

Joe Bob: He spat on 'em! I can't believe that! What kind of sportsman is this guy?!

Zane: Yea, Malady can sink to some low points...

Joe Bob: I was talking about Nuke!

Zane: Oh will you stop?!

Reichert: They lock up again and Malady connects with a knee-lift to the mid-section of Nuke... And another! Malady going for a DDT and Nuke just barely escapes it! Malady looking for a quick vitory tonight, trying to spead up the pace, but I don't think Nuke would go down that quickly...

Zane: Nuke is on his game tonight...

Reichert: They lock up yet again and this time it's Nuke taking control with some stiff forearm shots, landing them right on the side of Malady's head. Nuke now backing him into the corner, and whipping him accros the ring. He follows it in with a devistating clothesline, and Malady looks out of it. Nuke picks him up and slams him down to the mat. He hits the ropes and connects with a big elbowdrop! Nuke now going for the cover... One-count only! Nuke argues with Dengler about a slow count and the Champion slides under the bottom rope to take a breather...

Zane: Malady taking a breather on the outside...

Joe Bob: Malady's doing the smart thing, Zane! He's gonna regain his thoughts, go back in there, and show Nuke how it's done!

Reichert: Malady now pacing himself on the outside, begin careful to watch Rich Dengler's count. He slides back in, but goes right back outside, breaking Dengler's count...

Zane: Malady again trying to slow down the pace of the match and throw Nuke off his game...

Joe Bob: He's doing the smart thing!

Zane: Nuke would rather not have a long match. He wants to make this his kind of match... A quick, high-impact match... He wants to put Malady away and do it in a hurry!

Reichert: Malady back up on the apron now, and Nuke going right back after him! He comes in a little too quick, and Malady catches him with some shoulders to the mid-section and he propels himself back into the ring with a sunset flip... He gets a quick two-count on Nuke, and the match was almost over right there!

Joe Bob: No doubt, Malady wrestling the smarter match here...

Zane: Nuke now complaining to Rich Dengler about a fast count, and Malady catches him from behind!

Reichert: Malady hits Nuke with that knee right to the small of the back, and he's got the big man down! Now he's just kicking in on the back and ribs of Nuke, trying to keep him down, but Nuke works his way to his feet...

Zane: He couldn't keep the big man down for long...

Reichert: Malady now back on the attack... European uppercuts and chops... And what's this?!

Zane: Da Messiah has just made their way out to ringside! What are they doing here?! They're not supposed to be here!

Joe Bob: Hey, they haven't done anything wrong! And they're all the way out on the ramp... You're getting carried away, Zane!

Zane: They're keeping their distance for now, but I would not put it above them to get involved in this match! Remember that Nuke and Kontra have had choice words for each other over the past couple of weeks...

Reichert: Malady now with a side headlock on Nuke, and Nuke now starting to gain momentum, feeding off the cheers of the crowd. He powers out, and sends Malady into the ropes. Malady comes back, big shoulderblock by Nuke sends Malady to the canvas and Malady once again sneaks out under the bottom rope...

Zane: Nuke is in the ring talking with Rich Dengler, and Malady has spotted Da Messiah for the first time. Da Messiah and Malady are jaw-jacking, and now Nuke is making his way outside...

Reichert: Nuke makes his way over to Malady and nails him from behind. They're brawling on the floor and Nuke sends Malady flying into those steel steps! That had to hurt...

Zane: And now it's Nuke hollaring over at Da Messiah. Da Messiah being sure to keep their distance from the big man...

Joe Bob: I don't know what's wrong with this guy! Axon, his buddy, and his girl haven't done anything, but they insist on provoking them!

Zane: I'll tell ya right now, Da Messiah wouldn't be out here unless they had something up their sleeve!

Reichert: Nuke now sliding back into the ring, and Malady follows him soon after. Nuke tries to whip Malady into the ropes, but Malady reverses it... Nuke once again hits him with that big shoulderblock! Malady's down and Nuke once again hits the ropes! He goes over Malady and Malady know takes a swing and a miss with a clothesline. Nuke right there to counter with one of his own, sending the Champ to the mat! Nuke picking him up... He's going for the running inverted piledriver, but Malady escapes and sends Nuke sternum-first into the turnbuckle! Nuke backs up, right into the forearm of Malady! He may be trying to work on that lower-back area of Nuke...

Zane: Malady now, continuing to pound on the kidney area of Nuke and he's got him down. Malady comes off the ropes...

Reichert: Knee drop right to the small of the back of Nuke! And Nuke lets out a painful scream...

Joe Bob: This is the Champ at his best...

Zane: And Da Messiah looks impressed... They're nodding their heads out on the apron...

Reichert: Malady now with another knee to the back of Nuke, and another! The champ in total control of the match, and doing the smart thing by keeping the match at a slow pace...

Zane: Schahrezade now looking concerned at ringside...

Joe Bob: Lemme tell you a little story about Schaherezade...

Zane: Just stop right there! Just stop!

Reichert: Malady now in FIRM control of the match... Malady picks him up and connects with a backbreaker! Malady continuing to work on the back... He's got him in a Boston Crab!

Zane: Rich Dengler checking in on Nuke... Nuke just refusing to give it up!

Joe Bob: C'mon, ring the bell! I can hear him screaming from here! "I give, I give! Ring the bell! I'm no match for the Champion!"

Zane: I'm gonna have you taken outta here in a minute...

Reichert: Malady releases the hold, but gets right back down on him with a half-Boston this time... He's really got it locked in, and you can see the pain on Nuke's face as he finally reaches the ropes... Malady isn't breaking the hold!

Zane: Malady now risking disqualification...

Joe Bob: Hey, he's got till the count of four, and he broke it before that! Besides, if he did get disqualified, he'd still take home his belt! No big deal! Then Puke would be outta luck!

Reichert: Malady breaks the hold, and delivers three elbowdrops right in the small of Nuke's back! Malady now pulls him towards the center of the ring, and he's hookin' him up for what looks to be a surfboard-like maneuver...

Zane: Malady locks Nuke down... He's got his knee planted right in Nuke's back and he's pulling back on his chin. He's got him hooked good, right in the middle of the ring...

Reichert: But Nuke still refusing to give it up! And Nuke looks like he's begining to make a comeback...

Zane: Nuke FEEDING off the energy of the crowd, powers out of the move!

Reichert: Nuke is picking him up, and he shows great strength and endurance by picking him up, and slamming him back down to the canvas with a power bomb-like move!

Zane: Raw power being exhibited by Nuke...

Joe Bob: He got lucky! You watch! Malady'll get back in this thing!

Reichert: Both men are now done, clenching at thier backs... Malady gets to his feet first, but Nuke catches him coming in with a shot right to the jaw, forcing Malady back... Nuke now hoisting him up, and brings him back down with a spinebuster! Great move by Nuke, but he may of hurt himself there!

Zane: Nuke's back was really hurt earlier in the match, but he's getting back up!

Joe Bob: I can't believe this! C'mon Axon! Do something!

Zane: Surprsingly, Da Messiah have kept their distance from the ring, just watching on from the ramp...

Reichert: Nuke now, picking Malady up off the mat, and he sends him into the corner... And he follows him in with a HUGE avalanche! Nuke now looking in control, climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and comes off with a big splash right on the chest of Malady! Here's the cover...

Zane: One... Two... Three! No! Malady barely getting out at the last second!

Joe Bob: No, no, no! That was two! Good call by Dengler!

Reichert: Nuke once again arguing with Dengler, but he's right back on the attack... He whips Malady into the ropes, tries to hoist him up, but Malady goes up and over the top... Malady takes a wild swing at Nuke, but he ducks, and now Nuke's got 'em up! He's setting him up...

Zane: RUNNING INVERTED PILEDRIVER! This is it! New Champion! One! Two! No! Malady just barely escaping, and Nuke looks frustrated!

Joe Bob: Oh, thank God! C'mon Trent!

Reichert: Nuke is up and he's signaling for it! The Fallout is just around the corner for Trent Malady... Nuke approaches Malady, and would ya look at that?! A blatant low blow by Malady!

Zane: That would be a disqualification in any other match, but Dengler's letting this one go...

Joe Bob: Great move by Malady!

Reichert: Both men trying to fight to their feet, and it's Malady who's up first, and he comes crashing down onto the back of Nuke, once again working on those kidneys...

Zane: What a great match we're seeing here!

Reichert: Nuke now making a quick recovery and both men are on their feet, enchanges lefts and rights in the middle of the ring! Nuke gaining control and he takes a big swing, but Malady ducks under and... Malady just hit the Maladjuster! He hit the Maladjuster! It's all over!

Zane: Cover! One... Two... Thre, NO! Nuke kicked out! Nuke kicked out!

Reichert: Nuke got out of the move, but he's barely concious...

Zane: And now Da Messiah is making their way toawards the ring...

Joe Bob: Oh Lord... Oh Lord... I'm outta breath! I thought it was over! C'MON TRENT!

Reichert: Malady now fights to his feet, and he's setting up Nuke up for the Maladjuster again!

Zane: But wait! Dani Exell is up on the apron! Rich Dengler goes over and tries to get her off, but she's strugling with him on the apron...

Reichert: Malady about to move in on Nuke, but NO! Axon Blade just wacked Malady with that cane Malady brought to the ring with him! And Dani Exell clocks Rich Dengler and throws him down! Da Messiah is in the ring!

Zane: Kontra is picking up Malady and Dani is trying to revive Nuke... What the hell is going on here?!

Reichert: Kontra gets Malady up, and Blade comes off the ropes, and BAM! There's the Messiah's Masochist Massacre! That's the move we saw earlier tonight! Da Messiah just hit Trent Malady with 3M!

Zane: And now all three of 'em are picking up Nuke and placing his arm over Malady's body! Dani throws the Dengler in the right direction, and he counts... One... Two... Three!

Reichert: We got a new champion!

Joe Bob: What?! What's going on here?! What's Axon doing?!

Zane: And Da Messiah's outta here... Nuke and Malady are both out in the ring...

Garrison: The winner of the match... And NEW RWA World Heavyweight Champion... NUKE!!!

Zane: Nuke has won the World Heavyweight Title, but at what price?!

Reichert: Has he joined Da Messiah?! Was this all a ploy by Nuke to get Malady?!

Joe Bob: That's gotta be it! Nuke is the newest member of Da Messiah!

Reichert: Schaherezade now in the ring with the belt, trying to revive her man...

Zane: Ladies and gentlemen, we gotta go! Once again, we got a new RWA World Heavyweight Champion in NUKE, but is he the newest member of Da Messiah?! Nuke's up and he's now realizing that he's the champ... The fans don't know what to think... We're outta time! Goodnight everybody!