Top Ten Baseball Player Demands
From the Home Office in Sioux City, Iowa, it's the Top Ten List for August 12, 1994

10. No team flights on Continental Airlines.
9. Goodbye boring baseball caps, hello festive sombreros.
8. Make it legal to cork their pants.
7. Baseballs with delicious chocolate centers.
6. No more reports from that old guy up at Woodstock.
5. Two words: Streisand tickets.
4. Every team has to have at least one player named "Mookie."
3. Plenty of dugout Slimfast (video of Tommy Lasorda with Slimfast).
2. Put an on-deck circle in Madonna's bed.
1. More games against the Mets.