Top Ten The Rejected Slogans for
Major League Baseball
From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska, it's the Top Ten List for February 20, 1997

10. Groin pulls? We got 'em!
9. Slightly more exciting than badminton!
8. We wanna get to third base with you.
7. If you build it, they'll go on strike.
6. Sit within spitting distance of Roberto Alomar.
5. Slower than a slug dipped in cough syrup.
4. The game as big as Cecil Fielder.
3. If you do the watchin', we'll do the scratchin'.
2. Get off your Babe Ruth-sized ass and come see a game!
1. Hey -- choke up on this!