Nickname: Oatsy

Career highlight so far: 20 minutes of mindless running

Ambitions: To play a full game - well!!

Worst moment: Nothing yet - fingers crossed.

Favourite Player: Anyone I can learn from who doesn't kick my ankles

Favourite teams: Any teams we beat

Interests outside of football: Surfing, my sons and daughters, school holidays

Message for the world: Remember I'm not getting any younger, and smile, life's too short for stupid people to ruin it for you