This web-site is not for the pursuer of hard facts and statistics; there are plenty of sites where these can be found. I make no pretence to be an expert. I started this web-site in order to put my fantasy league online (non-managers will not be interested in this; but feel free to look!) - and then I decided to display some of my collection of footballers' autographs. This grew to including special sections on my supported teams of Everton and Parma - and also my love of Spanish football. There is even some stuff on the state of soccer in the USA! All this is done in a light-hearted way, but, believe me, I am deadly serious really!

Of course, the site is littered with the usual personal , pet , holidays as well as stuff about where I live. I also have this *thing* about dancing graphics, so you might enjoy my fruit dance or my page of dancing smileys (I said "might!)!!!! There is even some stress advice and a page in tribute to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!!!! Anyway, hope there is something for you to enjoy on these pages. Have a little wonder around! And please come back again some day! I am constantly changing the content and layout, so you never know what you might find!

Special thanks to my husband (for paying the phone-bill); Paul and Nick (for their happily foregoing "computer-time" to indulge their mother); all the lovely people on the Parma-L list; my (really quite) wonderful therapist :) for his (sometimes puzzling :)) advice and to Heather for her precious friendship and endless encouragement.

THANKS to all!!!!

These pages are being built with the help of NCSA's Guide to HTML, HotDog Professional 5 HTML editor and Geocities .

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So, BACK to the top to start your journey! (Hint! If you click on "Enter", then you will go to another page with an index on, whereas if you click on "Home", you go back to my homepage, which also has an index on (probably a better one)!!! It's your choice!)

(But the eyes are mine!)