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Fictional Sports Talk/Top 40 WBRN broadcasts from the depths of the legendary Titanic, boasting an incredible one million watts of power. Management consists of one person - me! On-air talent is made up of those broadcasters which I consider both competent and enjoyable. If you would like to call in, our phone number is (217) 509-5507...no one will answer, but we enjoy watching the phone lines light up! Oh yeah, one more thing--as a WBRN listener, you must worship the New York Yankees baseball franchise. Following is our programming schedule:
Monday - Friday
Sports updates every half-hour!
6 a.m. - 10 a.m.
"MIKE AND THE MAD DOG" (WFAN, New York)
Mike Francesa and Chris "Mad Dog" Russo have made up a premier sports talk tandem for close to ten years. There is a lot of chemistry between these men. They really know how to work together (which is rather ironic given the fact that they've engaged in some heated off-air bouts over the years!) More importantly, the two share a tremendous amount of knowledge and passion for not only New York sports, but athletics in general.
10 a.m. - 2 p.m.
LUKAS (Formerly of Z-100, New York)
His husky voice, approachable personality and candidness with callers are sorely missed here in New York.
2 p.m. - 6 p.m.
PAUL "CUBBY" BRYANT (Z-100, New York)
My favorite disc jockey and possibly the best in the New York market. Consistently comical and witty.
LUKAS (Formerly of Z-100, New York)
His husky voice, approachable personality and candidness with callers are sorely missed here in New York.
2 p.m. - 6 p.m.
PAUL "CUBBY" BRYANT (Z-100, New York)
My favorite disc jockey and possibly the best in the New York market. Consistently comical and witty.
PAUL "CUBBY" BRYANT (Z-100, New York)
My favorite disc jockey and possibly the best in the New York market. Consistently comical and witty.
Bryant
6 p.m. - 7 p.m.
JIM ROME (FOX SportsNet)
and
BOB PAGE (formerly of Madison Square Garden Network)
What a hard hitting sports talk combo this would be. Page's New York-ish attitude would work well alongside the sly Rome.
7 p.m. - 10 p.m.
LIVE YANKEES BROADCASTS: BOB COSTAS (NBC-TV) AND SUZYN WALDMAN (WFAN, New York) call the action! One of the best broadcasters of our time paired with the best Yankees beat reporter.
OR
SCOTT SHANNON (WPLJ, New York) -- Has been a very influental force in radio from a programming standpoint (pioneered Morning Zoo format). Great voice, too!
10 p.m. - 2 a.m.
STEVE SOMERS (WFAN, New York)
A very unique sports talk show host. He currently co-hosts, but is much better as a solo act and should still have his own slot.
2 a.m. - 6 a.m.
"ALBUM RADIO"
One album per hour from my pathetically limited compact disc collection.
A very unique sports talk show host. He currently co-hosts, but is much better as a solo act and should still have his own slot.
2 a.m. - 6 a.m.
"ALBUM RADIO"
One album per hour from my pathetically limited compact disc collection.
One album per hour from my pathetically limited compact disc collection.
SPORTS ANCHORS:
Morning Drive: MARV ALBERT (MSG Network) -- The man. Enough said.
Midday: BERNARDO -- Hey, that's me!
Afternoon-Drive: IAN EAGLE (WFAN, New York)-- One of the best up and coming broadcasters of his generation. Rather versatile.
Nighttime: DR. VINCENT FITZGERALD (Assistant Professor of Communications, College of Mount Saint Vincent)-- Former professional radio broadcaster who now spends his time either enlightening Mount students with his knowledge or rooting for those dumb Jets.
Overnight: No updates.
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