Thanks to Steve Ellison for comments on this heat.
Original broadcast date: 23rd April 1986
Teams:
Victoria: Frankston
New South Wales: Cronulla
Queensland: Springwood
South Australia: Burra
Referee: Ricky May
Event 1: The Great Ski Race
Joker: Victoria
South Australia (4)
Queensland (2) (only because Bob Watt of Cronulla cheated)
Frankston came last (good use of joker).
Event 2: Giant Footy
Heat 1: New South Wales 2 vs. Victoria 0
Heat 2: Queensland 1 vs. South Australia 0
Final: New South Wales 1 (4) vs. Queensland 0 (2)
Frankston came last (seeing as though they had 2 goals against them in the heat).
Event 3: Load the Loft
Joker: New South Wales
New South Wales (8)
South Australia (2) (unlucky Borgas)
Frankston came last.
Event 4: Paddle Steamers
Joker: Queensland
Heat 1: Victoria vs. Queensland
Heat 2: News South Wales vs. South Australia
Final: Queensland (4) vs. South Australia (4)
Frankston came last (they lost their heat by a HUGE distance).
Event 5: Space Race
Joker: South Australia
Queensland DNF
South Australia 38 seconds (8)
New South Wales 55 seconds (2)
Frankston - DNF (Ricky May - "COME ON BLUE GUY", "I RECKON THE BLUE GUY SHOULD WIN").
Frankston came last (only grabbing 1 ring in the time limit. Springwood got 2 rings).
Event 6: Pontoon Pileup
New South Wales (4)
South Australia (2)
Frankston came last (by a mile too. Ricky May - "AND THERE'S THE BLUE GUY").
Final Score
Victoria: 0
New South Wales: 18
Queensland: 8 South Australia: 20
Well done Frankston. You came last in all 6 events. That is immortal.
"Frankston should be awarded negative points for that effort" (Tommy 2/4/01)