Angel Of Lights Undertaker Experience

There is no way I could have ever made this up it is to bizzar. Also you know its true I posted it here.

My trip started out at about 12N.. I had three hours of driving and a car with weak air conditioning. I wore an all black a Tank top ( I look okay in and jeans). I wore a 1928 cross after all I was alone and would need at help I can get.

I knew the road well this was my third trip on it this summer what I didn't know was, were exactly was the arena and how was I going to get in to it. I stayed on main roads.

I was right the Nerve was the major radio station promoting the wrestling events so I stayed with it until I could not take a song about, of all things Balls. When and if you hear it you will know what I mean.

I saw the arena building with out crashing in to anything. There were no signs and construction didn’t help, but I found it and parking a block away. I walked over to a group of kids who were sitting out side of the arena loading dock. They said this is the only place the Wrestlers come in. I struck up a conversation with them. They had been all over the state this is what they do and Dad was with them.

Two Mankind groupies (old like me) showed up and between the five of us we. killed lots of time. I remember reading, get there early. So at 3:30 I was there for the 7:30 event and I just got there after the caterers left. There was one security guard with suit on and when he started moving the barricades. We got closer. The kids seemed to know what to do so we stuck with them.

Speed up to when the wrestlers arrive.

Steve Blackman and Droz were the first.. Droz signed autographs very easily Steve Blackman had to be coaxed in to it. Me I sat and watched. The Dad came over and said to me. "You can't be afraid of the wrestlers."

Triple H and Chyna. .pulled in to the loading dock. The fans started gathering and asking for pictures and autographs. Nope… They pulled in to the loading dock and except for Triple H dropping his bag. He looked up. Some kid made a remark and I shushed him. Telling him we don’t want them to leave. Which they did anyway and you wonder why they avoid fans.

Jeff Jerret and no puppies..No autographs either.

Earl Hebner showed up. Signed autographs and got a round of applause.

A couple of twenty year old "I could do that." Types got me to say." I want to watch you try." (A move like the Hardy Boys) Yeah Right. These guys had something to say about everyone. I did hear someone call Mark the Under Faker. Okay I can get sensitive and said "Hey that's my guy you're talking about."

Dlo Brown came in waved and went in. No autographs too many people.

Mankind did autographs at WalMart (get there 6 hours in advance trust me on this) I saw his Mick Foley signature. He came in a great limo that looked like an old time jalopy. He got out looked about. Got all kind of cheers and if some one had anything bad to say the fans told them to shut up.

Then came Mark At first I didn't know it was him. He pulled in right before the loading dock and they told him to back his car in to a garage. I was off the barer and on my feet (I had concrete powder on my black jeans.)

He was sitting in his car waiting for the garage door to open. He was looking over to where I was sitting. So hey, I waved. By then the event security and police had the place pretty well guarded. I had to run in front of them. And they let me. I got two pictures. They were of him in the car. That was all the film All I had left.

I had been waiting I was weak from hunger and thirsty. I was amazed at my adrenaline at that point. I stayed and watch until I could not longer see him.

I thought I was done for the night. Remember I didn't want to go in to the arena.

Well, The two who wanted to see Mankind had left and went to get in to the mile lines to get into the place. These people had tickets.

I met up with them and told them what they missed. I walked in went to the box office and there were no tickets and no backstage passes. Or so a promotions director told me.

Well, Mother Nature was calling big time at that point. So I was told I had to have a ticket to get in. Since I didn't have one I saw a sign by the door that said elevator and bathrooms. I went through the door got on to the elevator with a man who was looking a two tickets and two boys. One in a wheel chair the other wasn't sure where they were sitting. The elevator I thought was going down. It went up.

I thought that was odd so I got off when it opened and found my self in the building. I was in the arena.

I thought how did I do that .. and ran to the take care of my business and get the scum from the sweat. I thought great now I am stealing from Mark. Okay before I faint I will get something to eat. You know by now I was seriously afraid of getting kicked out. But, I am in and I wanted a T-shirt and to look at the merchandise. Okay so I got a Burnt Offerings T-shirt. They don’t do visa so I had to pass on the wallet and mug. I asked for an extra Large. They guy looks at me and says are you sure.? Yes I want an extra large. He thanks me and I say. What are you doing that for I bought this from Mark He is the one thanking me.

So. I am walking through the arena and I spot where the kids are staring at the wrestlers beyond the curtain. Well… I see bossmans nightstick (it is rubber with wood) I didn’t know that. I saw Billy Gun and X Pac walking back and forth. The kids tell me (After they scream xpac in my ear) the security will kick us out so I am looking for open seating. I'll watch the Undertaker and leave..

I find a place finally and wait for the lights. A kid with a program shows me who is coming in. The main eventers are first. He and I think that is odd but it is what is says. So we wait. I am also thinking that hey the place is sold out. So it is paid for anyway.

Val Venus and Droz go first. It was like watching little rubber guys bounce around the ring. Blackman and Shamrock Dlo and Jeff and By this time mother nature is giving me the high sign again so I say after the next match. The next match was Mankind and the Undertaker. No I am not leaving now.

When Undertaker came out I must have said OH MY GOD seven times….I was told you haven't experienced him until you have seen him Live. WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He came out with Viscera. I said Oh no.. I know what is coming. He picked up the mike and said Viscera was going to wrestle. Mankind. Well guys I hate to say it but you know that famous chant only reserved for Shane and Vince. He got it that night. He came out with Jimmy and was having a hard time just standing by the ring people kept reaching over to touch him. Just about anywhere they could reach. I watched that and shook my heard. I also felt the same pain after realizing that the fans were MAD. Now not only does Mark hurt on the outside, but tonight he was hurting on the inside as well. Remember he loves what he does.

Well I knew I had to move so I rushed out and heard and of all places in the bathroom that Mankind had won the match. Oh no ..I ran back to look and Undertaker was gone. I ran through the arena I had to find a way out. My t-shirt came in handy I got cold. Also the ring announcer was the one were usually see on Raw. I like him better than the woman. She acts like she is on the take. Anything in pants I bet is her motto.

Well I ran into a barricade which I got told I could move it. Ran around the arena and made it to the back. The people waiting back there told me that Dlo was the only one who left. Good I didn't miss Mark

I told the story about the car and they said that they took it out of the garage and parked it over on the other side of the street. I took a look at it and while I was over there the hot and sweaty security guy. Was running. When he runs someone is coming out.

Next I see A bunch of people signing autographs. Droz and Blackman again and beyond them I see JIMMY DOTMAN.

I holler "Hi Jimmy" and waved. Steve Blackman heard me and was looking up (HE has been in martial arts for 15 years someone told me) Jimmy is talking to someone. He is acting like he doesn't recognize me and I am waving and saying Hi to him. Then, I see this tall man dressed in black peer around the corner. The others are yelling Mark. Mark and Jimmy are talking between each other. By this time I was already in the loading dock. Past security and event security. The cars are packed in and Jimmy is coming down the stairs and he opens this Chevy (Purple) and says. "Yes, this is the one." Mark comes down with his suitcase and Jimmy opens the trunk and he puts it in. I am now standing right next to the car. Opposite side. "Hi, Mark I am sorry you didn't get to wrestle." Mark is acting major cool at this point. Not stuck up. Just careful. Remember he does not know me.

However Jimmy does not have a problem with me either. I could have run up to him and thrown my arms around him very easily. Mark is getting in to the car and this Angel bangs on the window. "I work for Chaos comics….He says "what?" and the window is coming down. " I monitor a message board, Art and Poetry. I am the Angel of Light." By now I had these awesome green eyes the size of saucers looking at me. Of all the things that man could have said… of all the things I could have heard… the first word out of his mouth were… with out hesitation. Thank you. I said again I was sorry he didn’t get to wrestle. He said he took too many beating he is getting old and then he looked at me …my response (you could see it in my eyes at that point.) (THANKYOU DARK HAG) was "old is a state of mind" and I was quite firm about it. Then I reached in the car and said Mark… Please and he took my hand. It was a nice (His fingers were cold) squeeze (what is the saying cold fingers warm heart) (Another woman grabbing at straws again )The best memory of it was the skull on his forearm and the softness of his fingers. Then I said now I can write about it on the message board. He laughed put the car in to gear and at that point I was walking or should I say floating up the driveway. "Yes I touched a Legend"

Well… This girl was not so lucky. She had a pile of stuff in her hands and was whining Mark, Mark ,… Jimmy and five event people were surrounding her. He was driving out and I had already started walking down the road. Then I stopped turned back and waited. He was coming my way. I waved goodbye and got a final nod from him. No sunglasses guys, all dressed in black and his hair in a pony tail and black hat on. He has his goatee nicely trimmed. Did I say awesome green eyes.

Okay so after the tangle in the parking ramp I headed to Syracuse. (I was following the OUT Sighs.) Well it is about 8 o'clock and the first toll person doesn’t remember her right from her left but the second one said at he passed through about and hour ago. An Hour! I said wow. I stopped for gas and after my ramp tangle, I can't say it took me 15 min total. He must have been doing 90. I buzzed by the airport hotel.. remember I saw the color of the car. And then I headed in to Syracuse. IT is late and there are people everywhere. Dinosaurs Barbecue had a stack of Harleys Course I looked. No sign. Everyone was drinking pretty good in there. I didn't go inside just looked. College students are out. I guessed the Syracuse hotel after I emailed and it came back fast. (Email not received) If I am wrong I would get the satisfaction of saying hey there is something wrong with your email.

While I am waiting in line it is 11:30 and people are checking in. I look up the mezzanine. There standing at the elevator is Droz and Blackman. I see him and its like I am saying "you again,.". I laugh and wave to Steve and he laughs and waves back. Droz is looking like darn we have been found. I get to the desk clerk and say I know where the wrestlers are staying and I get this toothy grin. I told him about the email and mentioned she might not have liked my question. Which was is this where the wrestlers are staying? Syracuse Hotel is a joy to be in. It is beautifully furnished and the ceiling are painted with gold. I went down to the sports bar and said I need a cup of coffee and I don’t have my wallet is that a problem. The guy says no and gets me a cup. I take it to the bar and drink it. It is 11:30 by then and my eyes are heavy and I have two more hours of driving. I live in Binghamton With it being deer season I called it a night and headed home. I didn’t have to pay for parking either. But at least I didn't stop any rental cars on the thruway needing a lift. Hey with the night I was having you never know.

That is it. I have formally revealed my self to the Master. With the help from the man up stairs. That is it.

The Unwrapped Undertaker

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