My Laws of Life

This is My Laws of Life...
Follow them and you'll do just fine

1. Ian is never wrong he is just not right all the time.
2. When you go to the beach DON'T look up.
3. No matter how old you are you are never older than me.
4. Girls should always wear mini skirts. (except Jerelyn, Kara)
5. Sex is a must. (unless your Jerelyn then not until your married. But not in public on blechers.)
6. Do law #5 all the time.
7. Physics is never applied in everyday life unless you are Newton.
8. Never talk to yourself people will think you are wierd.
9. Never pay attention in Physics class.
10. Always hold your breath under water.
11. Think of excuses to go out on Friday nights.
12. Never go to Field parties.
13. Try not to hit any dogs. (Todd you know what i'm talking about)
14. Guys Know the song to sing in the shower.
15. Drum majors a hoe. (all band people know what i'm talking about)
16. Band people don't forget the band rules all 26 of them.
17. No leaving your hotel leaving your hotel room in S.F. for cap'n crunch. (He knows who i'm talking to)
18. Snowflake people and Elizabeth Bernardin Don't forget 1,2,3,4.
19. Always walk under ladders on Friday the 13th.
20. Make up your own DAMN laws for #21-#29.
30. Todd make up your own laws for #31-#39.
40. Elizabeth Bernardin & James Sproul would not have a relationship if they did not fight.
41. Casey Chalupa always look down at your seat in the movie theater.
42. Lust is a must.
43. Never drive home from parties drunk and naked.
44. Eat McDonalds every other day.
45. Girls must NEVER go to the restroom alone.
46. Never walk down a dark alley in the wrong neiborhood.
47. Never blow up at the wrong people it really pisses them off.
48. Don't forget the dead they all live in our hearts.
49. Just remember that your never late you are just early for your next engagement.
50. Scuba is life.
51. so is SEX.
52. All esental items items for a party are chips, dips, chains, whips, coffee, tea, or me.
53. Chains Required--------------Whips are optional.
54. You never get older you just get wiser.
55. Wisdom is the key to all success.
56. Theres always time for bowling.
57. Never forget your friends there the only ones who help in the hard times of life.
58. Pepto Bismol is not the best Remide for heart burn.
59. It's not the fall that kills you, It's that stop aat the end.
60. Hold your love ones close for they are the only ones who's shoulders you can cry on.
61. Don't look into the light for it may blind you.
62. Always talk to your elders for they have great stories.
63. If you look into someones eyes and can see right through them then maybe they don't exsist.
64. Thers always a time to move on.
65. You can never have to much responsibility.
66. Women are not always right.
67. Rachel is always in control.
68. Blow something up in your life. (no cats or dogs)
69. Like you need a law.
70. Mouthwash after #69.
71. Elizabeth Bernardin make up laws #72-#79.
80. Remember to be nice to nerds because in 10 years they will run the world.
81. Look both ways before crossing the street because your guts make a nasty stain on the street.
82. Homework is always fun, (NOT)
83.General law never get in a tickling fight with Rachel she always wins.
84. Power Rangers are cool.
85. Live your life like it is your last day on earth.
86. Don't listen to law #85.
87. Billy the Kidd was the only good gunfighter.
88. Band people Pizza Hut is the only cool hangout after football games
89. War can never be won just out on hold for a later date.
90. Jerelyn Hansen make-up laws #91-#99
100. Time is only needed if you wear a watch.
101. Who ever thought of the idea of a low rider should be shot.
102. Never tell secrets, they always hurt.
103. DO NOT Date anybody named Jenifer, Kaley, James. (not you Stormy..:))
104. Bury the dead for they rott.
105. He laughs first laughs loudest.
106. He who dies with the most toys was stupid.
107. When life throws you a Fastball crack it out of the park.
108. Always watch for incomeing yo-yo's.
109. The more you dance the worse off your legs are the next day.
110. You should never feel sorry for yourself.
111. Bevis & Butthead suck and should be shot or at least taken off the air.
112. James Sproul is to always hang from the ceiling.
113. The only things in life that are free are thoughts and stupid people.
114. Your never to old to go bungee jumping.
115. Always talk sick and disgusting around Amber Hall she never understands.
116. Rachel Hotter make-up your own laws for #117-#126.
117. Always stop and smell the roses.
118. Always love your cats.
119. Party hard. (It does not last long.)
120. Always hold those you love close to your heart.
121. Always smile. The day always gets better, so smile.
122. Never take what isn't yours. (only borrow it! Ha Ha)
123. Try to eat ice cream everyday. (and when needed go to thrifty's with a group of friends to eat thier ice cream.
124. Only do homework when needed.
125. Stay away from home as long as possible. (only stay for a shower, $, and a car).
126. Always forgive but never forget. Who wants to get hurt a 2nd time.
127. Men should always be in control of the remote.
128. Rachel Street make-up your own laws for #129-#138.
139. Only do things that float your boat.
140. Womens place is only in the kitchen.(only in a sexest society.)
141. When surfing always stay away from the pier those pillers sure do hurt.
142. Ian's takes everything seriously.
143. DO NOT ever have sex on the bleachers.
144. It's always Ian's fault.
145. DO NOT listen to law #40.
146. In a bobsled your bones don't break they shatter.
147. The only good instument is the Mellophone.
148. He who eats last misses out on the good food.
149. They worked it out listen to law #40. (Again)
150. The only time you should be in stripes is when your in jail.
151. The only time to wear suspenders is when your pants are falling down.
152. If your ever in trouble don't call me.
153. I strongly emphisis law #103.
154. When ever in Las Vegas go to the Luxor and stand in the gambling area it really pisses them off.
155. When in jail don't drop the soap in the shower.
156. Black is the only cool color.
157. In case of emergancy pull strings.
158. DON'T ever ask how many buses are we taking.
159. Not all men are fools some are bachlors.
160. All divers names are Dan.
161. Don't take life serious, Nobody lives through it anyway.
162. Life is one giant game, learn to play it and you will do just fine.

These laws are not to hurt anyone and are here for amusement...

If you would like to add and laws to my page type them in the space provided!

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