Caption Winners & Losers April 1997 The following captions were the most amusing ones received over the past month or so. I have added a loser section for some of the losers who submitted cocky messages after Rangers Cup defeat by Celtic. I toyed with the idea of including their e-mail addresses but I think the ones brave enough to leave their addresses should not be persecuted. As for the others... Winner Gascoigne is saying "So! You're the new Stevie Fulton?" Tim Harvey Notable Attempts Baggio So tell me Paul, so that I know for when I join Rangers. Is this how you do the handshake. Jim Percy Gazza Hello! Baggio Hello! Gazza Howay man! Ye knaa the wurds already, canny like!! Gary Sinclair Baggio You don't have to hit me just because I have a ponytail. William G Imrie Gazza Ah'm normally known for cuttin aff ties. Here's yer pony tail back mon. Frank Murdoch Baggio Sorry Gazza, didn't recognise you without your Phantom of the Opera mask. Davie Fife Baggio So it is the old, overweight, talentless yob that Gerry McNee speaks so highly of. The Number Eight. Gazza Listen pal, at least no-one compares me to Stevie Fulton! Paul Dunnachie Baggio So this is how you pull a pint in Scotland? Anonymous The Eh!!! Award Underworld Diplomacy: The Rat and the Human Cricket Bat Danielle Romaine Losers All of these were accompanied by some pathetic statement about the Celtic Cup game. There were plenty of others, I just picked these three at random. Baggio Who the hell is this fat b$%&*@d Lonewolf (I wonder why he's alone?) Gazza Did you see the game against Celtic in the cup - we were s%$&e - I am so ashamed!! James "three bags of" Cole Baggio Hold my crucifix for me will yoo? Gazza Get it off me it's burning my fingers!! Aggghhhh!!! Oo! Baggio F&%k off then you fat b*&%$@d! Fraser "if you bend over I" Wilson Latest News | Club Info | Team Info | Alleged Signings Fixtures 1997/98 | Results 1996/97 | Monthly Quiz Caption Contest | Other Links | Disclaimer | Main If you have any queries or comments please E-Mail Falkirk Follower (itsgonnabe9@oocities.com)