1. Rohan Robinson's haircut from World Junior days. We just don't need our top runners looking like wrestling stars.

2. John Walker commentating at major meets. His abuse of the English (Kiwi) language was insulting even to those of us woofing down beers.

3. Swoosh-Man (or whatever his name is) at Grand Prix meets. He'd better be #%@*^% gone...

4. Rumours about English male athletes coming over here and taking advantage of our golden girls. We just need facts.

5. Shenanigans a la "Animal House" at Auckland, 1990. If you are going to play up, leave the masks at home.

6. Nudie Girls posters. Body paint and javelins don't mix.

7. Martin Soust. Well, he's gone in my mind...

8. Eddie McGuire and Ray Martin within 30km of an aths track. Who invited them in the first place?

9. Tim Forsyth and his Jesus Christ look. Steve Smith looks a lot cooler.

10. Novice lycra manufacturers. Wedgies just don't work.

Tonza's Top 5 things that Australian Athletics Needs

1. Rohan Robinson vs Swoosh-Man in the Dumpster Match to end all Dumpster Matches...."what's this 'Zaid' with a steel hurdle"

2. Tim Forsyth making the occasional guest appearance on South Park as Jesus' twin with Tourette's Syndrome

3. John Walker at major meets "encouraging" young heptathletes

4.Eddie McGuire and Ray Martin in the HairCut Match, the winner is declared as the one who manages to completely shave the others head

5.Some new rumours about our top male and female athletes to put on the webpage....hmmm, how about S***** and T***** L****??

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