Air's Autograph Misses

My Mail Autograph Misses



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Adams, Scott (Dilbert cartoonist) (e-mail letter) scottadams@aol.com Sent: 3/7/97 Received: 3/26/97 Notes: He stated he doesn't have time to sign autographs through the mail.
Bird, Larry (no sig) 150 Causeway St. Boston, MA 02114 Sent: 4/7/97 Received: 4/15/97 Notes: He used my SASE to send back my card unsigned.
Dillinger, Daz (no sig) Sent: ?/?/98 Received: 1/14/99 Notes: I bought his CD the beginning of 98 and filled out a reply card (promising a signed photo if I returned it). A year later all I got was a photo, no autograph.
Favre, Brett (no response) c/o Green Bay Packers 1265 Lombardi Ave. Green Bay, WI 54304 Sent: 2/10/97 Notes: I've gotten no response after a year wait, despite him saying that he'd sign autographs after the season was over (96-97 season).
Johnson, Earvin (no response) 9100 Wilshore Blvd. Suite 1060 W Beverly Hills, CA 90212 Sent: 11/29/96 Notes: I've gotten no response after a year wait.
Karros, Eric (no response) c/o Los Angeles Dodgers PO Box 2887 Vero Beach, FL 32961-2887 Notes: I sent him a request during 97 Spring Training, and I've received no response after a year.
Madsen, Michael (RTS - Refused) 31336 Broadbeach Road Malibu, CA 90265 Notes: It took me 22 days to get this RTS back...
Moore, Demi (no response) 1453 3rd St. #420 Santa Monica, CA 90401 Sent: 3/29/97 Notes: I've gotten no response after a year wait.
Murphy, Eddie (signed on negative) (8x10 ISP, "Hey, Things Are Changing, Peace, Eddie Murphy") PO Box 1028 Englewood Cliffs, NJ 07632 Sent: 2/24/97 Received: 3/7/97 Notes: It's been confirmed, it's a fake. VERY difficult to tell, but if you know what you are looking for (notice the gloss covers the autograph, but not the inscription), you can tell it is either a preprint or the negative has been signed.
Piazza, Mike (@ spring training) (preprint postcard, too busy to sign note) c/o Los Angeles Dodgers PO Box 2887 Vero Beach, FL 32961-2887 Notes: I got this in the mail the day after I got a success from his home address.
Rizzuto, Phil (no response) 912 Westminister Ave. Hillside, NJ 07025 Sent: 1/7/97 Notes: I've gotten no response after a year wait.
Robinson, David (preprint) (3.75x5.5 postcard, "D Robinson 50 John 3:16") c/o San Antonio Spurs 600 E. Market St. Suite 102 San Antonio, TX 78205 Sent: 3/8/97 Received: 4/28/97 Notes: Got my card back unsigned, a preprinted postcard, Spurs bumper stickers, Spurs schedule, and fan club info. I guess none of the Spurs sign, because the bottom of the fan club info it reads: "Many of you send us basketball cards or write asking for a player autograph. We would like to satisfy each and every request, but our busy schedules don't always give us the chance. If you sent us a card, we are returning it for you to keep in your collection." Sorry Spurs fans.
Robinson, David (preprint) (6x9 CSP, "D. Robinson 50") noelh@theadmiral.com Sent: 8/19/97 Received: 9/23/97 Notes: This is a very convincing preprint.
Robinson, Smokey (fan club info) 631 Oakhurst Dr. Beverly Hills, CA 90210 Sent: 6/5/98 Received: 10/27/98 Notes: I sent a note asking him if it would be okay to send some liner notes from CDs to get signed. I got a response from his fan club saying "Sorry..." and fan club info. The fan club address is: 8 Hillside Rd. Narragansett, RI 02882
Snyder, Tom (autopen) (4.25x5.5 postcard, "Tom Snyder") latelateshow@cbs.com Sent: 3/1/97 Received: 3/10/97 Notes: This was my first e-mail "success," albeit an autopen.
Spacey, Kevin (RTS - Forward Order Expired) 200 E. 58th St. #7H New York, NY 10022 Notes: This was a successful address for someone else about a week before I sent my request out. Obviously it isn't anymore...
Van Exel, Nick (no response) c/o Los Angeles Lakers 3900 West Manchester Blvd. Inglewood, CA 90306 Sent: 2/10/97 Notes: I've received no response after a year wait.
West, Adam (form e-mail letter w/ link to his home page which list prices for autographs) Batman@adamwest.com Sent: 2/15/97 Received: 2/16/97 Notes: Don't bother, you'll be disappointed. All you get is some dumb form e-mail letter written in Batman-ese.

Other Reported Misses

Here are the misses as reported by others and that I have gathered. Keep in mind that a person may change signing habits, and I am not responsible for the validity of this list. Also keep in mind that this info was given to me by others; I don't know for sure if it is correct or not. Anderson, Gillian - preprint Anderson, Pamela - secretarial Andrews, Julie - stamp Angel, Vanessa - RTS - 9830 Wilshore Blvd. Beverly Hills, CA 90212 Applegate, Christina - secretarial Applegate, Christina - RTS - 9055 Hollywood Hills Rd. Los Angeles, CA 90046 Armstrong, Neil - does not sign Arnold, Tom - RTS - P.O. Box 15458 Beverly Hills, CA 90209 Arnold, Tom - RTS - 12424 Wilshire Blvd. #740 Los Angeles CA 90025 Autry, Gene - does not sign Baldwin, Alec - preprint Banderas, Antonio - RTS - 1033 Gayley Ave. #208 Los Angeles CA 90024 Barrymore, Drew - preprint Berle, Milton - does not sign Borman, Frank - charges $25 Brinkley, Christie - RTS - 2124 Broadway #104 New York, NY 10023 Broderick, Matthew - RTS - 9056 Santa Monica Blvd. Los Angeles, CA 90069 Bronson, Charles - autopen Brooks, Mel - preprint Bush, George - preprint Carlisle, Belinda - RTS - 3907 W. Alameda Ave. #200 Beverly Hills, CA 91505 Carrey, Jim - preprint Carter, Jimmy - does not sign Chan, Jackie - RTS - 10940 Wilshire Blvd #1220 Los Angeles, CA 90024 Clinton, Bill - sends unsigned photo Conrad, Robert - RTS - 21355 Pacific Coast Hwy #200 Malibu, CA 90265 Couric, Katie - RTS - 320 Central Park West #19B New York, NY 10025 Cox, Courtney - RTS - P.O. Box 492221 Los Angeles, CA 90040 Cruise, Tom - RTS - 14775 Ventura Blvd. 1-710 Sherman Oaks, CA 91404 Curry, Tim - RTS - P.O. Box 361023 Los Angeles, CA 90036 DeCarlo, Yvonne - charges $20 Diffie, Joe - does not sign for non-fan club members Douglas, Kirk - note from secretary stating he no longer signs Duchovny, David - preprint Dylan, Bob - preprint Fishburne, Laurence - note from assistant saying he doesn't have time to sign Ford, Harrison - preprint Freeman, Morgan - preprint Gill, Vince - fan club info Goldberg, Stan - form letter (no signature), charges for signed artwork Goldberg, Whoopie - RTS - 9100 Wilshire Blvd #455 Beverly Hills, CA 90212 Hall, Deidre - preprint Hanks, Tom - does not sign Harris, Jonathan - charges $15 Hatcher, Teri - does not sign Helms, Sen. Jesse - photocopied signature Hepburn, Katherine - RTS - 244 E. 49th St. New York, NY ????? Joel, Billy - preprint Kennedy, Sen. Ted - preprint Kidman, Nicole - RTS - 1776 Broadway New York, NY 10019 Kidman, Nicole - RTS - 335 N. Maple Dr. #135 Beverly Hills, CA 90210 Kudrow, Lisa - preprint Lansbury, Angela - stamp Leary, Denis - RTS - 1350 Ave. of the Americas New York, NY 10019 Leno, Jay - preprint Liotta, Ray - RTS - 9830 Wilshore Blvd. Beverly Hills, CA 90212 Locklear, Heather - RTS - 4970 Summit View Dr. Westlake Village, CA ????? Louis-Dreyfus, Julia - preprint Lucas, George - sends unsigned photo MacPherson, Elle - now sends out preprints Moore, Mary Tyler - preprint Nimoy, Leonard - preprint Parker, Sarah Jessica - secretarial Perry, Matthew - preprint Pesci, Joe - RTS - 140 Harrison St. Bloomfield, NJ 07003 Petty, Lori - RTS - 10648 Ilona Ave. Los Angeles, CA 90064 Pfeiffer, Michelle - RTS - 231 N. Orchard Rd. Burbank, CA 91506 Poitier, Sidney - does not sign Powell, Colin - RTS - 310 S. Henry St. Alexandra, VA ????? Reagan, Ronald - does not sign Rickles, Don - secretarial Rivers, Joan - secretarial Russell, Jane - charges Schwimmer, David - preprint Seagal, Steven - RTS - 2282 Mandeville Canyon Rd. Los Angeles, CA 90049 NOTE: The correct address is without "Road." Seinfeld, Jerry - preprint Seinfeld, Cast of - preprint Shatner, William - stamp Shields, Brooke - does not sign or sends a preprint Silverstone, Alicia - does not sign (a few have reported successes, though...) Silverstone, Alicia - RTS - 1638-A Marmont Ave. Los Angeles, CA 90046 Sinatra, Frank - preprint Sorvino, Mira - RTS - 110 E. 87th St. New York, NY 10128 Stockwell, Dean - RTS - 9630 Keokuk Ave. Chatsworth, CA 91311 Swanson, Kristy - RTS - 145 S. Fairfax Ave #310 Los Angeles, CA 90036 Swanson, Kristy - RTS - c/o Fitzgerald Management 9200 Sunset Blvd. #1232 Los Angeles, CA 90069 Trebeck, Alex - RTS - 3405 Fryman Rd. Studio City, CA 91604 Tyler, Liv - does not sign Van Damme, Jean-Claude - preprint Washinton, Denzel - autopen Whipkey, Kim (PC Quest band member) - RTS - PC Quest PO Box 720423 Norman, OK 73070-4310 Whipkey, Kim (PC Quest band member) - RTS - Medallion Hotel 1 N. Broadway Ave. Oklahoma City, OK 73102 Williams, Vanessa - preprint Willis, Bruce - preprint Wilson, Carnie (of Wilson Phillips) - RTS - 13601 Ventura Blvd. #286 Sherman Oaks, CA 91423 Wilson, Carnie (of Wilson Phillips) - RTS - 930 N. Doheny Dr. #408 Los Angeles, CA 90069-3182 Yearwood, Trisha - RTS - PO Box 158518 Nashville, TN ?????

Athletes

Bird, Larry - stamp (I got nothing) Bonds, Barry - does not sign Brett, George - sends a "too busy" note (may be signing now) Chamberlain, Wilt - refuses all mail Griffey Jr., Ken - does not sign Koufax, Sandy - refuses all mail Mikan, George - RTS (Refused) via HOF, may now charge for autographs Miller, Reggie - preprint Payton, Gary - preprint Rodman, Dennis - preprint



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