Air's Autograph Misses
My Mail Autograph Misses
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Adams, Scott (Dilbert cartoonist) (e-mail letter)
scottadams@aol.com
Sent: 3/7/97
Received: 3/26/97
Notes: He stated he doesn't have time to sign autographs through the mail.
Bird, Larry (no sig)
150 Causeway St.
Boston, MA 02114
Sent: 4/7/97
Received: 4/15/97
Notes: He used my SASE to send back my card unsigned.
Dillinger, Daz (no sig)
Sent: ?/?/98
Received: 1/14/99
Notes: I bought his CD the beginning of 98 and filled out a reply card (promising a signed photo if I returned
it). A year later all I got was a photo, no autograph.
Favre, Brett (no response)
c/o Green Bay Packers
1265 Lombardi Ave.
Green Bay, WI 54304
Sent: 2/10/97
Notes: I've gotten no response after a year wait, despite him saying that he'd sign autographs after the season was
over (96-97 season).
Johnson, Earvin (no response)
9100 Wilshore Blvd. Suite 1060 W
Beverly Hills, CA 90212
Sent: 11/29/96
Notes: I've gotten no response after a year wait.
Karros, Eric (no response)
c/o Los Angeles Dodgers
PO Box 2887
Vero Beach, FL 32961-2887
Notes: I sent him a request during 97 Spring Training, and I've received no response after a year.
Madsen, Michael (RTS - Refused)
31336 Broadbeach Road
Malibu, CA 90265
Notes: It took me 22 days to get this RTS back...
Moore, Demi (no response)
1453 3rd St. #420
Santa Monica, CA 90401
Sent: 3/29/97
Notes: I've gotten no response after a year wait.
Murphy, Eddie (signed on negative) (8x10 ISP, "Hey, Things Are Changing, Peace, Eddie Murphy")
PO Box 1028
Englewood Cliffs, NJ 07632
Sent: 2/24/97
Received: 3/7/97
Notes: It's been confirmed, it's a fake. VERY difficult to tell, but if you know what you are looking for (notice
the gloss covers the autograph, but not the inscription), you can tell it is either a preprint or the
negative has been signed.
Piazza, Mike (@ spring training) (preprint postcard, too busy to sign note)
c/o Los Angeles Dodgers
PO Box 2887
Vero Beach, FL 32961-2887
Notes: I got this in the mail the day after I got a success from his home address.
Rizzuto, Phil (no response)
912 Westminister Ave.
Hillside, NJ 07025
Sent: 1/7/97
Notes: I've gotten no response after a year wait.
Robinson, David (preprint) (3.75x5.5 postcard, "D Robinson 50 John 3:16")
c/o San Antonio Spurs
600 E. Market St. Suite 102
San Antonio, TX 78205
Sent: 3/8/97
Received: 4/28/97
Notes: Got my card back unsigned, a preprinted postcard, Spurs bumper stickers, Spurs schedule, and fan club
info. I guess none of the Spurs sign, because the bottom of the fan club info it reads: "Many of you send
us basketball cards or write asking for a player autograph. We would like to satisfy each and every request,
but our busy schedules don't always give us the chance. If you sent us a card, we are returning it for you to
keep in your collection." Sorry Spurs fans.
Robinson, David (preprint) (6x9 CSP, "D. Robinson 50")
noelh@theadmiral.com
Sent: 8/19/97
Received: 9/23/97
Notes: This is a very convincing preprint.
Robinson, Smokey (fan club info)
631 Oakhurst Dr.
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
Sent: 6/5/98
Received: 10/27/98
Notes: I sent a note asking him if it would be okay to send some liner notes from CDs to get signed. I got a response from
his fan club saying "Sorry..." and fan club info. The fan club address is: 8 Hillside Rd. Narragansett, RI 02882
Snyder, Tom (autopen) (4.25x5.5 postcard, "Tom Snyder")
latelateshow@cbs.com
Sent: 3/1/97
Received: 3/10/97
Notes: This was my first e-mail "success," albeit an autopen.
Spacey, Kevin (RTS - Forward Order Expired)
200 E. 58th St. #7H
New York, NY 10022
Notes: This was a successful address for someone else about a week before I sent my request out. Obviously it isn't
anymore...
Van Exel, Nick (no response)
c/o Los Angeles Lakers
3900 West Manchester Blvd.
Inglewood, CA 90306
Sent: 2/10/97
Notes: I've received no response after a year wait.
West, Adam (form e-mail letter w/ link to his home page which list prices for autographs)
Batman@adamwest.com
Sent: 2/15/97
Received: 2/16/97
Notes: Don't bother, you'll be disappointed. All you get is some dumb form e-mail letter written in Batman-ese.
Other Reported Misses
Here are the misses as reported by others and that I have gathered. Keep in mind that a person may change signing habits, and I am not responsible for the
validity of this list. Also keep in mind that this info was given to me by others; I don't know for sure if it is correct or not.
Anderson, Gillian - preprint
Anderson, Pamela - secretarial
Andrews, Julie - stamp
Angel, Vanessa - RTS - 9830 Wilshore Blvd. Beverly Hills, CA 90212
Applegate, Christina - secretarial
Applegate, Christina - RTS - 9055 Hollywood Hills Rd. Los Angeles, CA 90046
Armstrong, Neil - does not sign
Arnold, Tom - RTS - P.O. Box 15458 Beverly Hills, CA 90209
Arnold, Tom - RTS - 12424 Wilshire Blvd. #740 Los Angeles CA 90025
Autry, Gene - does not sign
Baldwin, Alec - preprint
Banderas, Antonio - RTS - 1033 Gayley Ave. #208 Los Angeles CA 90024
Barrymore, Drew - preprint
Berle, Milton - does not sign
Borman, Frank - charges $25
Brinkley, Christie - RTS - 2124 Broadway #104 New York, NY 10023
Broderick, Matthew - RTS - 9056 Santa Monica Blvd. Los Angeles, CA 90069
Bronson, Charles - autopen
Brooks, Mel - preprint
Bush, George - preprint
Carlisle, Belinda - RTS - 3907 W. Alameda Ave. #200 Beverly Hills, CA 91505
Carrey, Jim - preprint
Carter, Jimmy - does not sign
Chan, Jackie - RTS - 10940 Wilshire Blvd #1220 Los Angeles, CA 90024
Clinton, Bill - sends unsigned photo
Conrad, Robert - RTS - 21355 Pacific Coast Hwy #200 Malibu, CA 90265
Couric, Katie - RTS - 320 Central Park West #19B New York, NY 10025
Cox, Courtney - RTS - P.O. Box 492221 Los Angeles, CA 90040
Cruise, Tom - RTS - 14775 Ventura Blvd. 1-710 Sherman Oaks, CA 91404
Curry, Tim - RTS - P.O. Box 361023 Los Angeles, CA 90036
DeCarlo, Yvonne - charges $20
Diffie, Joe - does not sign for non-fan club members
Douglas, Kirk - note from secretary stating he no longer signs
Duchovny, David - preprint
Dylan, Bob - preprint
Fishburne, Laurence - note from assistant saying he doesn't have time to sign
Ford, Harrison - preprint
Freeman, Morgan - preprint
Gill, Vince - fan club info
Goldberg, Stan - form letter (no signature), charges for signed artwork
Goldberg, Whoopie - RTS - 9100 Wilshire Blvd #455 Beverly Hills, CA 90212
Hall, Deidre - preprint
Hanks, Tom - does not sign
Harris, Jonathan - charges $15
Hatcher, Teri - does not sign
Helms, Sen. Jesse - photocopied signature
Hepburn, Katherine - RTS - 244 E. 49th St. New York, NY ?????
Joel, Billy - preprint
Kennedy, Sen. Ted - preprint
Kidman, Nicole - RTS - 1776 Broadway New York, NY 10019
Kidman, Nicole - RTS - 335 N. Maple Dr. #135 Beverly Hills, CA 90210
Kudrow, Lisa - preprint
Lansbury, Angela - stamp
Leary, Denis - RTS - 1350 Ave. of the Americas New York, NY 10019
Leno, Jay - preprint
Liotta, Ray - RTS - 9830 Wilshore Blvd. Beverly Hills, CA 90212
Locklear, Heather - RTS - 4970 Summit View Dr. Westlake Village, CA ?????
Louis-Dreyfus, Julia - preprint
Lucas, George - sends unsigned photo
MacPherson, Elle - now sends out preprints
Moore, Mary Tyler - preprint
Nimoy, Leonard - preprint
Parker, Sarah Jessica - secretarial
Perry, Matthew - preprint
Pesci, Joe - RTS - 140 Harrison St. Bloomfield, NJ 07003
Petty, Lori - RTS - 10648 Ilona Ave. Los Angeles, CA 90064
Pfeiffer, Michelle - RTS - 231 N. Orchard Rd. Burbank, CA 91506
Poitier, Sidney - does not sign
Powell, Colin - RTS - 310 S. Henry St. Alexandra, VA ?????
Reagan, Ronald - does not sign
Rickles, Don - secretarial
Rivers, Joan - secretarial
Russell, Jane - charges
Schwimmer, David - preprint
Seagal, Steven - RTS - 2282 Mandeville Canyon Rd. Los Angeles, CA 90049 NOTE: The correct address is without "Road."
Seinfeld, Jerry - preprint
Seinfeld, Cast of - preprint
Shatner, William - stamp
Shields, Brooke - does not sign or sends a preprint
Silverstone, Alicia - does not sign (a few have reported successes, though...)
Silverstone, Alicia - RTS - 1638-A Marmont Ave. Los Angeles, CA 90046
Sinatra, Frank - preprint
Sorvino, Mira - RTS - 110 E. 87th St. New York, NY 10128
Stockwell, Dean - RTS - 9630 Keokuk Ave. Chatsworth, CA 91311
Swanson, Kristy - RTS - 145 S. Fairfax Ave #310 Los Angeles, CA 90036
Swanson, Kristy - RTS - c/o Fitzgerald Management 9200 Sunset Blvd. #1232 Los Angeles, CA 90069
Trebeck, Alex - RTS - 3405 Fryman Rd. Studio City, CA 91604
Tyler, Liv - does not sign
Van Damme, Jean-Claude - preprint
Washinton, Denzel - autopen
Whipkey, Kim (PC Quest band member) - RTS - PC Quest PO Box 720423 Norman, OK 73070-4310
Whipkey, Kim (PC Quest band member) - RTS - Medallion Hotel 1 N. Broadway Ave. Oklahoma City, OK 73102
Williams, Vanessa - preprint
Willis, Bruce - preprint
Wilson, Carnie (of Wilson Phillips) - RTS - 13601 Ventura Blvd. #286 Sherman Oaks, CA 91423
Wilson, Carnie (of Wilson Phillips) - RTS - 930 N. Doheny Dr. #408 Los Angeles, CA 90069-3182
Yearwood, Trisha - RTS - PO Box 158518 Nashville, TN ?????
Athletes
Bird, Larry - stamp (I got nothing)
Bonds, Barry - does not sign
Brett, George - sends a "too busy" note (may be signing now)
Chamberlain, Wilt - refuses all mail
Griffey Jr., Ken - does not sign
Koufax, Sandy - refuses all mail
Mikan, George - RTS (Refused) via HOF, may now charge for autographs
Miller, Reggie - preprint
Payton, Gary - preprint
Rodman, Dennis - preprint