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Mike Lange

If you don't already know, Mike Lange is the commentator for the Penguins. He kind of reminds me of Myron Cope who does commentary for the Pittsburgh Steelers. He has many funny phrases he uses during a game. Don't ask me what some of these things mean. If you want to check out the pages where these files came from, skim down to the bottom of this page.
I'll call Arnold slick from Turtle Crick
I'll call Arnold slick from Turtle Crick 2
Big ben struck one!
The bouncing biscuit (Puck)
Book 'em Danno!
He's like a bulldozer, he's hitting everything that moves
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
How much fried chicken can you eat?
Jagr gives the Pens the lead 3-2, I'll be cow kicked, he put Beukeboom on the tunnel to NJ, and beat Vanbiesbrouck like a rented mule!
Heeee shoots and scores, Jagr ties it for the Pens, book 'em Danno!
Oh no, Eddie spaghetti!
Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis and the NY Rangers have just left the building!
Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building!
Get that dog off my lawn!
Get in the fast lane grandma, the bingo game's about to roll!
Get in the fast lane grandma, the bingo game is ready to roll!
Great balls of fire!
Scratch my back with a hacksaw!
It's a hockey night in Pittsburgh!
Oh, you ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley, bring me the brandy!
Look out Loretta!
Go ahead, make my day!
Heeee shoots and scores, Mario Lemieux, and she wants to sell my monkey!
She wants to sell my monkey!
She wants to sell my monkey! 2
Let's hunt a moose on a Harley!
Michael, Michael, motorcycle!
He beat him like a rented mule!
Lemieux, Puttin' on the ritz!
I'll buy Sam a drink and get his dog one too!
You can buy Sam a drink and get his dog one too in the city of Pittsburgh tonight
He put him on a 405 headed south to San Diego
Stop the press!
Ten ho vkoltryl, jako cigaretu! (He Smoked Him Like A Bad Cigar)
Kick the door down and get the vacuum cleaner sold

All of these files were obtained from:
The Igloo Report
Pens Face Off
Pittsburgh Steelers UFH v 3.00

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