For a while Jake had a crush on Courtney. But alas, Courtney did not notice poor Jake. Isn't that lousy? Well, Courtney was laying her parents diveroce and her problems with Dylan on Jake, and Jake was getting annoyed that she didn't notice him. Jake got some advice from Matt who basically said to knock her up and force marriage to avoid the shame of having a child out of wed-lock. What follows, is as far as Jake got before Courtney shot him down like Tom Cruise did those pesky ruskies. Enjoy.