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David Letterman's Top Ten List: How you know the Yankees
are getting arrogant...
10. Visiting team automatically given six run head start.
9. Most Yankees leave at the top of the 8th to beat traffic.
8. Infielders always tripping over their lawn chairs.
7. Team's stated goal is to "Go out there and give 41%."
6. Coaches give most of their hand signals to the beer vendors.
5. Have been using team practice to rehearse their World Series victory hug.
4. On odd days, Derek Jeter volunteers with the Mets.
3. New promotion: "Get a Refund Plus $10,000 If the Yankees Lose Day".
2. Tickets now read: "Game starts at 7:30 -- Game ends when the Yankees finish whoopin' ass."
1.Sometimes they let an American guy pitch.
TOP TEN SIGNS THE YANKEES ARE DOING WELL
10. City-wide ban on David Wells at all-you-can-eat buffet lifted
9. Fewer pieces of the Stadium organ have ended up as exhaust pipes on Bronx hot rods
8. David Cone pitches a two-hitter with a Jack Russell terrier clamped to his hand
7. Stitch marks on Tino Martinez's back look like a naked Mariah Carey
6. Hideki Irabu holds youth community service clinic: "Cussin' in Japanese"
5. Yankee Stadium groundskeepers offered own Broadway musical - "Bring In Da Funk, Roll Out Da Tarp"
4. Squeegee guys give half-price discount with ticket stub
3. Steinbrenner relegated to free-lance firing
2. Pinstriped turbins all the rage with NYC cabbies
1. It's July, and nobody's in rehab
-Outside Pitch Magazine
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