Stupid things I or other people have done

Rammed into the side of the pool
Hit my head on the bottom of the pool
Backstroked outta the pool
Drank lighter fluid(gimme a break, I was three)
Got knocked out in PE(the ground was harder than I thought!)
Threw gummy bears at the ceiling fans(while still on)
Swept the ceiling fans(while still on)
Drank coffee while working(makes me extremely hyper)
Got in a water fight with 2 co-workers
Volunteered as the "victim" in our C-Spine demonstration