"I hope you didn't pay to see this crap" (At a WCW PPV )
"Hey dx i got 2 words for ya I CANT COUNT FOR SHIT"
"Vince-agra"
"Dwane Gill Fan Club: Population = 1"
"What does everybody want? Head...from Sable, Terri, Tammy etc.."
"Eric gets high off of Hogans spray-on tan"
"Scott Steiner is to Steroids, as Hollywood Hogan is to Viagara"
"I'm taping RAW!"
"HAHA I'M HERE AND YOU'RE NOT"
"If you can read this send $5.00 to my house"
"I WANT HEAD'S AUTOGRAPH"
"Nitro = Nothing Interesting, Turn Raw On"
"I wish I was at RAW" (seen during Nitro)
"Shut up and wrestle"
"CONDOMS PREVENT GILLBERGS"
"THE GUY BEHIND ME CAN'T SEE"
"Brisco Brothers Body Shop Stole My Hubcaps."
"WE GOT IN 4 FREE!!"
"Look MA I'm on Rasslin'!!"
"YOUR AD HERE"
"What about me? What about my sign?"
"DDP bangs guys"
"I hate signs"
"Survey Says Nitro Sucks"
"Val uses Viagra"
"Hey Sable, s*ck it!"
"Sable 4:69"
"Will work for Head"
"I'd rather be in Chyna"
"Who Booked This Crap?"
"HOGAN Wears Panties"
"USE THE SIGN" (used by Raven to knock out DDP)
"I'd rather be in Sable"
"6 best things in wrestling: Terri, Sable, & Jackie"