It's been over a month since I updated this gay page. So I'll update all of the stupid shit that has happened in this last month. Can you tell I'm not in the best of moods? Damn fucking right I'm not. Let's see...I have eaten out a lot this past month. On May 23rd, I quit Dorney Park. Simply put, I couldn't take anymore of their bullshit. People who are lazy and whiny are always treated like they are royalty and get what they want while people like me who bust their ass get walked all over. So....screw them. I'll explain more in my Dorney Chronicles page. Oh well...later that night, Jen and I went to the movies to see Bruce Almighty...opening night. I told her it would be busy but she didn't believe me. We got to the window and I ordered my tickets...as they popped out of the machine, they announced the show was sold out! I got the last 2 tickets! HAHA! Too bad for the poor schmucks behind us that wanted to see it...awwwww....gotta be quicker next time ya jackasses! Anyhow, the movie was good...really funny.

May 24th...my birthday. Ahhh...you would think with all of the people I am wishing Happy Birthday throughout the year, people would try to remember it, right? Nah. Most people memorize their jailbird boyfriend's social security number or their anniversary with someone that treats them like shit. But to remember someone who is always nice to you would just be ridiculous I guess. Yeah, so thanks to all of you that actually did remember. Jen (of course) :o), Courtney, Dennis, Mandi, and Rupi...THANX YOU GUYS!! That was more than last year! Woohoo! Maybe next year, we'll be able to count them on the 2nd hand too! Jen took me to Ruby Tuesday for a little snack because she was planning on celebrating on Monday but I went and quit the hellhole and messed up the plans. Sorry!

On May 26th, we actually celebrated my birthday. Jen took me to dinner at Red Robin. I had some bigass tasty burger that was falling apart and slopping all over the place. Then Jen decided to tell the waitress it was my birthday and asked for them to sing. ARGGHHHH!!!! So all of these waitstaff people come over and sing to me....luckily the place was pretty empty. But...we got a free dessert so that was good! Yummy! Jen bought me a shirt and pair of shorts, bought me candy, and got me a card. She also bought me a tasty chocolate birthday cake with cherries in it that we ate a few days later.

On May 27th, Nicole came to my house and we went to the Pburg Mall. Then we went to Courtney's. Then we went to Pizza Hut. I pigged out on breadsticks and Nicole decided to knock her soda all over the table. Let's see...in June....things have turned out rather badly. I'll talk about that later....