Look at this personal ad we found!!!
Slightly balding SWM seeks same for long term relationship.
Turn-ons: Locker rooms, show tunes, rainy days, long walks with that special someone, being over-paid, spending time in dark parking lots with my friends, Rogaine.
Turn-offs: Big mean Russian Hockey players, The Stanley Cup Finals,big hairy spiders, concussions.
Favorite Color: Lavender
Favorite Food: Bananas
Favorite Song: Anything by Judy or Liza
Favorite Movie: The Wizard of Oz
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Disclaimer: This page has been written as a satirical look at the career of Mr. Lindros. In no way are we trying to protray Mr. Lindros as a homosexual or as a leader of any cult of any kind. All "testimonials" contained herein are ficticious. All hate mail, however, is real.