The Knicks Central FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) is an attempt
to answer some questions that are often asked by fans. If you do not find the answer to your
question here, you can use the feedback form to contact
me.

Q: Are you Jeff Van Gundy?
A: No! I am not affiliated with the Knicks in any way. I am Andrew Levin, just a huge Knicks
fan like everyone else on the planet! :-) Please do not send me coaching strategies or any
other comments on what you think the I should do with "my" team.
Q: Is there a form I can use to e-mail the Knicks?
A: No. There is no form on this site to contact the Knicks; just one to contact me. That should
be good enough! Their e-mail addresses are not here, either.
Q: Well, then how can I contact the Knicks or get an autograph?
A: You can contact them via snail mail. The address is in the Knicks Tickets
& Garden section of the site. Let me be honest with you: In all likelihood, you will not
get a response. I am speaking from experience. 8 months after you send your mail, you will get
a letter back with Knicks fan club information and information basically saying that the Knicks
get thousands of letters and cannot attend to each one personally.
Q: How can I join the Knicks fan club?
A: Just ask a player for an autograph! :-) Write to the Knicks. The address is in the Knicks Tickets & Garden section of the site.
Q: How can I purchase Knicks tickets?
A: Tickets are sold out for the season 15 minutes after they go on sale. Unless you have
connections, or you are reading this before tickets go on sale, you'll have to get them from
scalpers outside the Garden. Just don't get stabbed trying to negotiate!
Q: Why doesn't the desktop theme work?
A: I don't know! Read all of them instructions carefully, and follow them. I have been
contacted about the theme not working many times, and every single time I've had to help, the
user didn't do it right. If there's still trouble, let me know.
Q: Are there ever Knicks players in the chat room?
A: No! I already said I'm not affiliated with the Knicks and I don't know any of
them. The chat room is a place for fans to chat with each other.
Q: Can I listen to live audio of Knicks games?
A: Not from this site. I simply don't have the money or resources to do this. If you're
willing to pay a small fee, you may do this at NBA.com.
Q: Why did you make this site?
A: Because I love the Knicks. I want to offer fans a valuable resource with which they can get
lots of Knicks information and catch up on what's happening with the team, as well as talk with
other fans.
Q: Are you sure you're not Jeff Van Gundy?
A: Yes!!!
Q: Is Allan Houston single?
A: I don't know and I don't care. People have asked me to get pictures of Houston's face not
obstructed by taking a layup, because he looks so fine. If you are coming to this site for
sexual satisfaction, please leave. I'm serious. Go.
Q: What's up with this feedback form?
A: I'm not putting up my e-mail address because of one four letter word: SPAM. If you want to
contact me without using the feedback form, my ICQ UIN is 3754758. If you want to IM me, my
AOL Instant Messenger screen name is Pyro NYK.
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