(aka: Steve "Ernie" Ervin)

Email me at: Chickenhairdo@hotmail.com
Or at: ErnieErvin@beer.com


Hi!...My name is Ernie Ervin and this is my Web-Page!...You may remember me from such places as: Billerica, MA, Saint Anselm College, Doug Shattuck's basement room, NMH Prep, and many local drinking establishments.


The Ernie Ervin Chat Room!
Chat with others about Ernie, about Chickens, or about whatever else it is that you people with nothing better to do than browse through Ernie's web-page chat about.

Rumor has it that Ernie is integrating Netscape Communicator 4.5 with his 1982 Cutlass!!! Look for Ernie to make special appearances in the Chat-Room!!!


Follow Ernie Ervin in the ESPN News!


Please click on the chicken-links to learn more about myself and to delve deeper into my psyche.


Picture links:


Click here to view some pictures of me!

Click here to view Ernie's "Believe it or not" picture page!


Ernie's Lies & Lists:


Click here to review my most famous lies, tales, and delusions of grandeur.

Click here to view my "Top-Ten" list of things I like to do.

Click here to get a glimpse of everything I deem as "the best!"

Click here to read about Ernie's: "True Action Adventures"


Interact with Ernie!


Click here to take the "Ernie Ervin Quiz"

Click here to play a game and win a prize!

Click here to challenge Ernie in a game of Blackjack!

Click here to play "The Billerica Slot Machine!"

Click here to take the Ernie Ervin Survey!


Click here to Sign the "New" Ernie Ervin Guest-Book

Click here to View the "New" Ernie Ervin Guest-Book!


I'd like to thank Scott who helped me design and publish this masterpiece...(he's quite handsome and very smart...possibly a genius)...I'd also like to thank Billy (Assistant Consultant/Designer) who rounded-up many of these lovely pictures...

Tell me what you think of my page (not that I actually give a shit)...

E-Mail me at: chickenhairdo@hotmail.com


"A Tour of the Beaulac Residence"...candid pictures of the rental property of an inbred New Hampshire landlord...(please click on the picture)...


Great Moments in Rental History!

Come see the assault on Beaulac's shed!...This victory was the turning-point in the Beaulac-Tenant War and secured victory for the student allies!...(this pushed Beaulac over the proverbial edge)...

Please click on the landlord's bald spot to view the footage of the assault!


Please E-Mail Ernie with any question you have on any possible topic and Ernie will respond to your query in a timely manner.


What are you lookin' at?...punk!


 

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