Welcome To The Beaulac Residence!



Follow Ernie through a guided tour of the house that he and his roommates rented from an inbred New Hampshire landlord.

"Welcome to our house!...please come in!"


"Here is what you'd see if you followed me through the front door!...Make sure to turn right as you walk in the house..."


"Here is one of our bedrooms where many cigarettes were consumed, as well as pizza and dope..."


"Now please follow me into the living-room..."

"This is where I used to spin Irish records on my Hi-Fi and breakdance on the beer and urine soaked floor!..(this picture was taken during Spring cleaning)"


"Let's go have a look at the kitchen..."

"This is where I would make my 5-Alarm Chili!"


"From the kitchen, let's go down to the basement..."

"This is where I showed everyone how strong I was by running through a brick wall, just as Superman would!"


"Sometimes after one of our parties, we would be left with tons of beer-cans and bottles, as well as the occasional Irish kid."


Well, that's all for now!...It looks as if the toilet is clogged again...time to go fix it!

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