Top-Ten List

(this is the list of my favorite things I like to do...in no particular order)


  1. Crushing beer-cans on my forehead.
  2. Hanging a big monkey-wrench from my cock.
  3. Driving my Go-Cart.
  4. Breakdancing in my nice clothes.
  5. Drinking beers in Doug Shattuck's basement room.
  6. Listening to Irish records on my Hi-Fi stereo.
  7. Driving my Cutlass with reckless abandon.
  8. Bringing total strangers into my house to party.
  9. Following Marty Quirk to the far corners of the free-world just to hear him play the same five stupid songs, over and over and over....
  10. Reciting Tall-Tales to my friends.

(this is how I prefer to travel)

When I'm "on the road", this is "where" & "what" I eat!


Rare File Footage:

Ox & Vinny thought Erv was a riot and enjoyed his antics while living on the same floor with him.

(circa 1992)


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