The State of Northern Ireland League Grounds
by Geoffrey A. Kilpatrick.

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1, BALLCASTLE ROAD, Coleraine

As a Sky Blue it pains me to say it but I do believe that Coleraine have the best ground in the Irish League. The best aspects of the ground are the covered terracing on one side and the new stand and social club on the other. The social club is especially handy for celebrating drubbings handed out to the Bannside swine!! Unfortunately, the catering and shop facilities leave a lot to be desired.

2, BALLYMENA SHOWGROUNDS, Ballymena United

Home sweet home it may be but the Showgrounds suffers from the fact it is two sided and the fence restricts some of the view from the paddock below. However the stand is the best outside of Windsor (although I've never been in the new one at Mourneview) and the lack of segregation adds so much to the atmosphere of the big games. Best social club in the league as well.

3, MOURNEVIEW PARK, Glenavon

It would be higher but every time I've gone there my bollocks have seeked solace in warmer, higher climes. Not letting visiting fans into the stand (this may have changed, I dunno) is out of order and the social club and catering facilities are pretty poor but still it's one of the finer days out.

4, WINDSOR PARK, Linfield

I don't like the national stadium for two reasons:-
1. The North Stand - Such a letdown, the concourse facilties aren't used and it's ugly.
2. The non-use of terracing at scum games means that the ordinary visiting punter is shafted each time they play at Windsor.
Things that need to be done are a refurbishment of the Railway Stand and to sort out the catering. Queueing at half-time for a burger for 20 minutes is not acceptable for a national stadium. Oh and I hate Windsor as well because the last time I saw Ballymena win there was the 1984 Cup Final so I've been a jinx on the boys since.

5, CASTELREAGH PARK, Ards

Suffers from the cages all round it and lack of access to the social club but apart from that it's one of my favourite days on the calendar, usually due to the alcohol consumed beforehand !!

6, MOURNEVIEW PARK, Glenavon

SEAVIEW, Crusaders I hate Seaview because every time we play there there's a fight and our bus windows get put out. The stand is crap but the terracing makes up for it as does the enmity between the fans.

7, NEW GROSVENOR PARK, Distillery

This is a first rate venue but the big problem is finding the place as it's in the middle of nowhere. Also, the Whites never seem to open the away turnstiles which means a bloody long trek to the other side of the ground. Still, we won the league here so who cares !!!

8, SHAMROCK PARK, Portadown

This placing depends on the segregation levels employed by Plod. If we're stuck in the two sections then it's rubbish and since we usually get humped here and it always rains, it all makes for a miserable day out. However, if Plod are being normal and we can get access to the social club the day brightens up immensely. Still a good away day.

9, INVER PARK, Larne

The Harbour Rats don't have any fans so we take the place over and viewing from the home side is particulary good. The drawback of this place is that it took me years of travel to see Ballymena score here so I've never particularly liked the place.

10, THE OVAL, Glentoran

Quite honestly it's a disgrace for a club of Lintorn's magnitude. The only bonus of the grass bank is an early season 0-0 draw in August when you can catch some waves but the lack of toilets just sums the place up. Still, it's higher than it should be simply because of the Cup Final win over the Harbour Rats in '89.

11, ST. JULIANS ROAD, Omagh Town

In the middle of nowhere with no hostelries in sight and with access to the social club infrequently permitted, Omagh sounds like a nightmare. Still they deserve credit for the work they have done. Mind you, I cast my mind back to a Black Saturday 3 years ago (black in more ways than one because Hearts lost their 22-in-a-row unbeaten record to Hibs the same day) where the Omagh steward insisted on segregating the crowd. I counted the crowd as FORTY (10 Omagh, 30 Ballymena). Nuff said.

12, SOLITUDE, Cliftonville

A deathtrap waiting to happen plus you can see duck all from the Kop end. Hate it. Worst ground in the Premier.

13, CLANDEBOYE PARK, Bangor City

Oh I do like to be beside the seaside...NOT ! It's always cold in Bangor in their crappy little ground and the only decent thing I can say about the place is that I once got out of primary school early on a Wednesday afternoon to see Ballymena hump Bangor 5-1 to lift the Ulster Cup and I can remember it like yesterday.

14, TAYLORS AVENUE, Carrick Rangers

They've improved the terracing but they should have improved the pitch. Taylor's Ave. is another ground I have nightmares about trying to find but once you do find it you realise you might as well watch the game from the road above. I was once diddled here at the shop so that's enough for me to put it down here.

15, DIXON PARK, Ballyclare Comrades

Who's idea was it to let Ballyflair into the league anyway. They have 2 fans, grass banking and railway sleepers for terracing and not forgetting the shoebox that apparently is a stand. The only good thing about the place is the social club but that's stretching matters.

16, NEWRY SHOWGOUNDS, Newry Town

The worst. The last time I was there there was nowhere to buy food and the toilet was a wall beside the concrete gazebo that's supposed to be a stand. The next time I go there it could be much improved but I don't hold my breath.

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