JJP and John Mac - Note Johnny Mac's huge swelling. Oooh err, missus! John still can't quite believe that that's his face (maybe he was minding it for Jan Molby?). And to think I said that I couldn't drink 'cos I was on anti-biotics.

This is indeed a rare photo as JJP is not completely dressed in black. Before we became mates we used to call him 'The Priest' as he always wore a black shirt, black trousers and black jacket. I assumed he'd just removed the dog-collar. His swearing when Liverpool are playing at anything less than 1979 standards has led to the nickname of 'Father Jack'. Feck! And ladies - he's a lurve machine.