TOP TEN THINGS TO REMEBER ABOUT FINALS
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 10.   The professors don't know either.
  9.   The professors are only a chapter ahead of you anyway.
  8.   Your professors wrote the book, but who says they read it.
  7.   It's better to get some sleep than study too late [make sure everyone
       else knows this rule so you can stay up late and study].
  6.   There is nothing wrong with setting the curve unless all the other
       students are armed.
  5.   Remember, like sled dogs, if you are not at the front, the view never
       changes, or, "would you like fries with that, sir?"
  4.   Cramming for finals can give you psychic diarrhea.
  3.   Psychic diarrhea is often rewarded on essay exams.
  2.   Remember, on multiple choice exams, the answer is never letter "D".

 --> AND THE NUMBER ONE THING TO REMEMBER ABOUT FINAL EXAMS IS:

  1.   FINAL EXAMS!!!???  What final exams??