Are You Manfred Mann Obsessed?
No, dear, that's why I have the only Manfred Mann site on the net.
If you also think you suffer from ManfredMumps, as this complaint is more commonly known, then read on for the symptoms!
1. When you watch the Christmas episode of The Monkees and the doctor says Poison Ivy, you just think of Paul Jones...
2. You'll not see nothing like The Mighty Quinn.
3. Your favourite Shakespeare quote is "Hubble Bubble Toil and Trouble"
5. You have ever REALLY called Mike Hugg Mike Cuddle.
6. You're always brewing Trouble & Tea.
7. Even though Come Tomorrow is one of your favourite Manfred Mann songs you can't help but raise an eyebrow when your read the title...
8. "I'm Your Kingpin"? HAHAHAHAAAAAA! Yeah right, Paul, bet you say that to ALL the girls!
9. You know that secretly Manfred Mann were all druggies. "Let's Get Stoned"? "LSD"? Need I say more?
10. You're still laughing about the Kingpin thing.
11. All of your friends have little black books. You have a little RED book.
12. You campaign to have all Manfred Mann albums released on CD. Especially Mighty Garvey so you can get a picture of Mike D'Abo!
13. You eat loads of fingers of fudge because they're just enough to give your kids a treat.
14. You leave handsome young men to die like a fox on the run.
15. You listen to Paul Jones' radio show just because he presents it.
16. You want to be a bloke just so you can grow your sideburns like Manfred's!
17. Klaus Voorman is your best friend.
18. On your block all of the guys call you Flamingo.
19. You know how cool Tom McGuinness is.
20. You have a picture of Mike D'Abo.
21. You walk down the street singing "Do Wah Diddy Diddy Dum Diddy Doo" in the vain hope you'll see Paul Jones and you can take his hand just as natural as can be!
22. You know the connection between Mike Vickers and All You Need is Love by The Beatles.
23. Your heart sings to the Sha La beat.
24. You know what the Sha La beat actually IS (if you do, please tell me, I've no bloody idea!)!
25. You have a Manfred Mann Website.
26. You're THE Vicar's Daughter in the song. BTW, if you are, I myself am deeply jealous...
27. You wanna be rich.
28. When you leave the house for school/college/work etc, you don't just say goodbye to your dad, you start singing "So long Dad, la la lalalala lala, So long Dad, I miss my good ole Dad..." and do the 20s style Theatre Hall dancing as well!
29. You've got to be a Box-Office Draw.
30. Because you're the clumsiest person in the world, the song It's So Easy Falling is of very real significance...
Well, that's all for now! More to come soon!