Ask Tyson

It's the insane part of my favorite section (next to my information and image gallery pages, of course) where you guys (the viewers) send in any type of question you can think of! You can ask me everything from how to be a better blader (and I know all about that) to how many bowls of cereal I eat at breakfast every morning! But there are some rules first.


RULES AND STUFF
*No questions asking if I, the great Tyson, can hook you up with Kai, Rei, Tala, etc. This is ask a legit question, not Who Wants To Date A Freak

*No questions asking if I'm gay or stuff like that. I'm NOT!

*No stupid questions like: "Why are you so dumb?" or "Why are you so ugly?" or "Why are you so fat?" That trend was about as successful as the Baby On Board signs.

*Flamers will have their email read, considered, then laughed at evilly and thrown into the tray marked "uncouth" So don't waste your time flaming me, because, like most other flamers, you probably can't spell worth a crap and have nothing smart to say, unlike me of course :P

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How do you find it possible to eat so much, talk, and never have a sore throat?
TYSON: I am a miracle worker. Just a lean, mean eatin' and talkin' machine. Even if I did get a sore throat I doubt I could feel it. My brain has gone numb.

Why do you scratch your nose all the time? Bad itch?
TYSON: Hey, man. Nose scratchin' is in!

Do you find it impossible to not talk for two seconds? And why is your mouth so large?
TYSON: Yes, that's right. I can't shut up. Blah, blah, blah blah. Oh, wait. My mouth? Yeah it's huge. That way I can stuff more food in. The only thing bigger than my mouth is ... OOH! Can't say that here. Don't be jealous now. HAHA!

Who do you like best out of Rei, Kai, Mariah, or Lee and why?
TYSON: I love Kai because he is my special friend. Ok that was a lie. Really no one asks me to pick favorites, but if I had to out of those choices I'd say Rei. Rei is a nice guy. Kai isn't. Lee is frightening, and what makes you think I'd like Mariah? Everyone knows girls have cooties!

Hey Tyson, you and Max seem kinda...close. Is there something going on between you and him?
TYSON: No, dude, I told you. I'm in love with Kai!! Just kidding. Seriously, though, we're just good friends. Ha ha yeah well no there isn't anything between us like that. I'm straight as a board. If you're wondering about gay relationships ask Gary. I recall him saying he liked Max.

If you're straight as a board, then you'd go out with a girl right? Who would you go out with?
TYSON: Anyone who will feed me.

Ever consider a better diet?
TYSON: Yeah I tried eating pork rinds everyday but I got tired of it.

If you could dye your hair any color what would it be?
TYSON: Blue so it can match Dragoon.

Pepsi or Coca-Cola?
TYSON: Definately Pepsi. Why? I have found that it makes me much more hyper than Coke and it keeps me awake longer. That way I can keep my good friend Kai from falling asleep.

Which do you prefer: the regular oreo or the chocolate-filled oreo?
TYSON: Mmm... oreos... oh yeah! The question. Well I think both are good. I really don't notice a taste difference since I can just shove 'em in my mouth so fast. They're so small but a couple trays of 'em keep me satisfied until it's time for my next snack in a few minutes. So, I like both.

Which do you like better: white or chocolate milk?
TYSON: Chocolate milk!! It has more flavor. I like to make my own 'cause I can just keep dumping the chocolate in and make it really thick and dark. Mmm... chocolate!

If you could bring one thing with you, what would it be?
TYSON: Probably my Dragoon, because I can't have just one piece of food. It doesn't work that way, and my Dragoon is one of a kind, so definately that.

ENRIQUE: Why are you so hideous? Why do you befriend Kai? You knew he was probably up to something. Think about it: he kidnapped Kenny. What do you think he was going to do with him?
TYSON: Hideous? Me? Try checking out that stupid tin can you put on for every beyblade battle. And who said I'm friends with Kai? Sure I tried to be, once or twice, but like that got me anything. And I don't even want to think about what he was going to do with poor Kenny! Good thing I came along and saved him.

What's your favorite television show?
TYSON: Um.. I don't know. I like watching people make food. The only bad part about it is you can't eat the food when they're done making it. But it's better than watching the Homeshopping Channel and all those infomercials (Max likes those)

Why do you think you're all that and a bag of chips?
TYSON: Why not? I mean, when you're a good blader, a good eater, and don't forget a good-lookin' guy, then there's no reason for anyone to think you're not cool. I'm all those things wrapped up in one giant taco shell. Mmm... tacos. So that's what makes me cool. Potato chips are good, too.

How long have you gone without eating?
TYSON: Overnight, which is about... um... from five to eight hours, but i'm occupied with sleep! Can you blame me? Sometimes I sneak a midnight snack >D

How come you or any of the other people never change your clothes? Don't you stink or something?
TYSON: Kai stinks but I don't. >P See we change our clothes to go to bed, except for Kai, and then we just wash them or wear them again if they aren't dirty. And sometimes we wear other stuff but it depends on what is going on. I just like to wear my hat and jacket.... that's right, no pants for me. HA HA Just joking! >PP

Have you ever consitered the sub-way diet?
TYSON: I like eating at Subway. But I don't diet! Diets are evil! They are ways to starve people and I'm against that. I'm anti-diet.

Have you ever thought about something OTHER than food?
TYSON: Beverages! XD No, that don't count. Yeah I do think of other stuff. Mostly beyblading and... then I wonder why my brain stops like that.

If you had to choose an animal to live your life as which whould you choose?
Magical pink pony (with or without wings)
Kai (equiped with about a million girls that think you're dead sexy
Or... A fruit fly (comes with a bag of two-month-old oranges)
TYSON: Um.. a fruit fly because then I get to eat stuff. Kai eats too but I don't want to be Kai. I'd hate being all... yuck. Ew. NEXT QUESTION!!

Have you ever had a crush or a girlfriend before?
TYSON: I've fallen in love with a wedding cake once. That cake was so lovely... so perfectly shaped and tasted so nice. It was everything I could ever have wanted... and then I shoved my face into it. MMM!

Do you have any feeling for Hillary?
TYSON: Ew! No! Yuck! She's an evil demon! She is probably some distant relative of Kai. No I don't like her, are you nuts?!

Of all the tournaments you were at what's your favorite one?
TYSON: Um.. I don't know. That's hard to decide. The first one in Bay City (my home town >D) was cool because I beat Kai. HAHAHA! But I also liked beating Robert and Steven and Tala and... well I'm just the best huh? XD

What the heck is Max's bit beast?
TYSON: It's a turtle. You can tell because it's slow just like he is. >P Sorry Max!

What would you do if Kai got a crush on a girl?
TYSON: I would tell her to RUN FOR HER LIFE!! RUN!! RUN YOU FOOL BEFORE THE BEAST KILLS AGAIN!!

If you really don't like Kai then why are you always joking about him being your special friend? Do you really have a thing for Kai? By the way, what exactly do you mean when you say kai's your special friend? And Tyson you aren't really hot, cool, or sexy. Why don't you just give up this little act you're putting on?
TYSON: Ok the first question was sorta dumb. You asked why I JOKE about Kai being my special friend even though I don't like him. Well um... that's why I only JOKE about it. Dur >P And when I say Kai's my special friend I mean best friend... which he isn't since I only joke about it o,o And I AM hot, cool, and sexy. I don't know what you're talkin' about dude. Don't be jealous. Don't hate me because i'm the master of cool XD And you might wanna get that repetitiveness looked at by a doctor or something o,o You were sounding like a broken record.

If you fell in love with a wedding cake, whose wedding was it?
TYSON: It was someone in my family but I forget now. I was only a little kid! And that cake was so good... I was in love with it until I had eaten nearly all of it. The only reason I didn't finish was because Grandpa stopped me X_X; but I still loved that cake. Of course, it was never meant to be. We had to separate sometime. I dumped that cake... literally. I mean, it was starting to get really crappy, and I wasn't going to have anything to do with that load. So I dumped it and waved goodbye as the poor cake's life was flushed down the drain. The end! >P

How can you eat so much and never gain any weight? And how can your team afford to feed you and still manage to have a balanced diet?
TYSON: I think it's because i'm so hyper. And my team doesn't pay for my food. We put it to Robert's charge account >D Hahaha! Oops... oh shoot. Nevermind! X_X ::runs away as Robert chases him::

I heard Hilary talking about you and she said she likes you. What's your response to that?
TYSON: What?! Ew! Yuck! I do NOT like Hilary! Noooooo!! Never! X__X Does that answer your question?

What family do you have other than your grandpa?
TYSON: Um... well not too much to be honest. My grandpa only had one kid but he died, and my mom is dead, too. I have my stepdad and even though I don't think we look alike, people we see in public seem to think we look related. It's weird. But he's never around that much so it's mostly just me and my grandpa. To all you guys out there.. even though your moms might get all naggy about cleaning your room and junk just remember that... um... it's her job. Be glad you got one! Peace out... oh, wait. We're not done x-x;

I was wondering if there is a pro blading association for adults. Also, was the cake vanilla or chocolate?
TYSON: The BBA is for any blader. It doesn't matter how old you are. Or how strange you are. Just look at Robert! And the cake was both! It was marble so I got the best of both worlds! Food is my one and only love! Yeah!

Why dont you and Kai get along?
TYSON: Don't know, guess because we're opposites and sometimes opposites don't go good together. Kai likes to be serious about everything and I like to have fun, and his being a crab spoils it so then I rag on him 'cause that's fun too >P

Where did you put my hairdryer? What did you need it for anyway?
TYSON: I was using it on my hair, which is cooler than yours :P but then Ian came in and took it because he thought it was a gun, so I don't know where it is now. Good luck finding it! XD

How can I be as annoying as you? This is a serious question, I have a friend who acts like Kai and I want to know how to annoy her.
TYSON: All right, I gotta say I'm a pro at this. For someone like Kai, you gotta do the one thing that they hate, which is make jokes and have fun. Act really goofy around your friend and make tons of comments about her being crabby or moody. That usually gets Kai upset. Also, use chemical warfare ;P in other words, belch, fart, whatever! But only if nothing else works. Hope this helps.

You are just the best blader in the world aren't you? Do you know why every single girl falls in love with Kai? What's with that? What's your favorite ice cream? Can I call you Ty? I think you are great. Don't you hate being bothered all the time for beyblading?
TYSON: Yes, I am just the best beyblader in the world. And I have NO idea why every girl falls in love with Kai. That's kinda sick and wrong and disturbing. Oh, and yes you can call me Ty, yes I am great, you have very good taste, and my favorite ice cream is chocolate, but I also like moose tracks and the kind with the cherries stuffed in it. Beyblading doesn't bother me, even if it means I have to get up early to do it. I'd rather get up early for that than some other things (like school and exercise).

Yo Tyson! Have you ever had a beyblade on your launcher, and before you could pull the ripcord it just falls off? Would that be a win for the other team? And also, have you ever not been hungry? Last question, did the you and the other bladebreaks ever put Kai's hand in warm water, or one of those other jokes, while he was sleeping?
TYSON: No, that hasn't happened to me. Not in a tournament anyway. I don't know if it'd be a win for the other team, or a do-over. Have I ever not been hungry? Um... maybe when I'm asleep. I'm too busy dreaming about food to be hungry. And as for playing jokes on Kai, yeah! All the time! We put his hand in warm water, and he peed the bed so much it made squishy sounds when he rolled over. We also tried to shave off his hair and give him a mohawk, but he woke up before we could do anything.

What's the worst trick you've ever played on Kai and what did he do? What's the worst thing Kai's ever done to you or any of the other Bladebreakers? In your opinion, what's the scariest thing about Kai? And this last one may sound sadly hypocritical, but why do people keep asking stuff about Kai on your page when it probably should be all about YOU?
TYSON: The worst trick I played on Kai? Probably that time we were in Vegas. He wanted to get away from us so he walked onto the gaming floor where all the slot machines and tables were. No one ever questioned him 'cause he looked old enough to be there, but the rest of us couldn't follow him because they knew we were too young. So I dressed up as a fat old lady with huge boobs and followed him around pretending to be his mom. I talked really loud so everyone would stare at him. It was great! And what's the worst thing he's done to us? Probably betraying us and going to that stinky Russian team. The scariest thing about Kai? His face! Haha! No, probably how he acts. You can't ever tell what he's thinking. And I don't know why people keep asking stuff about Kai! It's getting annoying though. It's MY page! 'Cause I'm cool.

Why does Kai where tank tops all the time and why is he always mad at you?
TYSON: I don't know why Kai wears tank tops. I guess he thinks he has big muscles or something. Why is he always mad at me? Um... my theory is he is really an evil monster that eats little kids, and he ate a bad little kid once and it made him crabby.

Hey Tyson tell me, who is your worst enemy? And what's with the whole red, blue and Yellow thing? I mean, why did you choose those colors?
TYSON: My worst enemy? I don't really know, never thought about it. Probably whoever invented the idea of dieting. And I wear red, blue, and yellow so I don't forget what the primary colors are.

Tyson how do you deal with someone like Kai 24/7? It would drive me and my friends mad, we would be like...poke...poke...poke every two minutes just to see if he was actully alive.
TYSON: Hahaha! You know, I don't know how I put up with Kai. He drives me nuts, too, because one day he'll be all quiet, then the next he'll suddenly decide to talk. It's weird, and I wish he would make up his mind. I always poke him with a stick when I think he's sleeping.

So, what kind of music do you like? Do have any favorite bands? If so, who are they?
TYSON: I like all kinds of music, except country. That is bad. And sometimes opera gives me headaches but it depends. I like rock and roll a lot, and MJ is always cool in my books.

If someone such as yourself can be uncouth, is it possible for someone to be just plain couth? Does this mean that Robert is couth, rather than un-uncouth? Or Kai as well?
TYSON: I don't know. I guess if Robert thinks I'm uncouth, then he would be couth. I never asked him, but I don't think I will otherwise he'll talk about it for hours. I think Kai is uncouth.

Tyson how do you feel about girlfriends?
TYSON: A girlfriend is good, but just the right kind. And she should know how to make me food and stuff, 'cause eating is important. I guess I don't really care much about looks but I never thought about it either.

Tyson do you think it's crazy that I have a crush on you in real life over here? Yeah your awesome and I REALLY mean it!
TYSON: No that's not crazy. What is crazy is when someone does not have a crush on me! Yes you're right, I am awesome. Thanks

My cousin REALLLLLYY likes ya and wants to know what she can do for you to like her if ya guys meet? (P.S. She says to keep up the good looks!)
TYSON: Well your cousin has good taste. And if she meets me, then she should just bring me lots and lots of food. Oh, also cheer me on if I go to a match. You know, that thing. And tell her not to worry, my good looks aren't going anywhere

Why does Rei wear such nice clothing every day? Why does Kai wear war paint? How many ponds of sugar dose Max keep in his pocket, and how much bleach dose he use in his hair?
TYSON: Well, I don't know why Rei wears what he does. I think it's traditional or something. Kai wears war paint because he's weird, haven't you people figured out that Kai is a psycho yet? And Max doesn't bleach his hair, it's just really blonde. The amount of sugar in his pockets? As much as he can carry. They're usually overflowing.

Jeez Tyson, how do you annoy the heck outta Kai, because I want to annoy this one person but he just ignores me, and then I get annoyed! And I know that you are the best annoyer-person ever! So can you give me some tips? Thanks so much, you're so cool!
TYSON: I'm the best "annoyer-person" ever? Well, thanks I guess. At least you got the part about me being cool right. Anyway, to annoy someone, just be really loud. Also, poke them a lot. If they act like they're asleep or dead (like Kai always does), then belch or fart at them. Or make strange noises. If this doesn't work, touch them someplace weird, like their stomach or that part in their back just above their butt. Also, take their arm and make them hit themselves on the face and say "stop hittin' yourself!"

How did you lose all that weight? I mean you were sooooo fat before.
TYSON: My Gdad made me work out more. He keeps making me get up early to practice and stuff. All that martial arts and running around. Exercise is abuse to fat people! I've been sneaking a lot of snacks into my room, though. And sometimes I pretend like I'm too sick to practice. From all that working out I lost about twenty pounds but I'm gaining some back.

Is there someone special in your life that happens to be a girl? How do your clothes always get messed up during a battle? Did your beyblade have ever break before an important match? If you could be an animal, what would you be? If you could only have one wish in the world what would you wish for?
TYSON: Whoa, that's a lot of questions. Is there someone special in my life? I thought so, but I guess there really isn't. My clothes always get messed up 'cause I battle hard. Maybe that's another reason why I've lost a lot of weight recently. My beyblade did break before I could fight a second round against Rei when I first met him. Luckily the Chief fixed it for me. If I could be an animal, I'd be a dragon! Duh! And if I could have one wish I'd wish for my mom to be alive again.

You seem so grown up now! Do you feel any older or do you want to be a kid forever? And where did you buy that hat of Yours? Is it lucky or something?
TYSON: Do I feel older? Kinda. Everyone says I'm still immature though, so I guess I'm still a kid! The hat is lucky I guess. Never thought about it that way, but maybe it is! It's from my mom. My brother had it first, though. Then he gave it to me.

Are you ever nice to Kai? Have you ever had another chance to battle him?
TYSON: Am I ever nice to him? Sure, I always tried to be nice to him. He's a grouch though, so I just tease him now 'cause I know it bugs him. We battled a couple times, but of course I'm the best. Kai could never beat me, but I let him try just to make him feel good.

Have you ever wanted to kiss a girl in your life before? Do you think it's insane that I love you with all my heart?
TYSON: I think I wanted to kiss a girl a few times before, but normally I don't think about it. Maybe if she had chocolate frosting on her lips... and no you're not insane for loving me! I'm a lovable guy.

How would you feel if Hilary and Kai became boyfriend and girlfriend?
TYSON: Ew, that's really gross. I hope I don't see them kissing or anything.

Why do you always act like Kai is not a good friend yet you're there with him through thick and thin?
TYSON: I never said he wasn't a good friend, he just doesn't act like a friend. He's always being a grouch and going off by himself, but I think me and Max, Kenny, and Rei kinda got used to having him around when we were a team, so I guess we all just back each other up, even though Kai acts like he hates us.

Hey Tyson, what do you think is scarier? Hilary, Kai, Ian's nose, or your grandpa trying to speak street?
TYSON: Hilary isn't scary, she's just annoying, and Gdad is just weird the way he tries to talk like he's my age. Kai's probably the scariest just 'cause of the way he acts and is all being mysterious, and whenever something goes wrong he seems to know what's going on! Am I the only who noticed that!?

If Dragoon was alive, and there was no food left in the universe, would you eat Dragoon?
TYSON: Well, Dragoon is alive in a way I guess. I mean he's there and stuff. I don't know, he's like a spirit, but then again he's still living and doing stuff... but anyway I don't think I'd eat Dragoon anyway. That'd be too weird.

*New Questions added-- April 11, 2006 11:54 AM EST