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Kai's Personality
Jeez, where do I start? Well, I think Kai needs a serious personality adjustment. I mean... who sits around and does nothing when everyone else is having fun? Kai, that's who! He's obviously not normal. In my opinion, he doesn't really have much of a personality at all, and he's really a robot from another planet. Yes, in my opinion, Kai is actually a robot sent to this planet to destroy all forms of fun and make all the girls think he is hot, and he really isn't. Oh yeah, and Kai is way too bossy. He needs to take a chill pill. He acts like someone just shoved a chicken up his butt. What's up with that?
100 Calorie Oreos
A die-hard fan of mine emailed me, asking that I review these new oreos that supposedly have only 100 calories and no fat, or something like that. I decided to try some and I have to wonder... where's the cream filling! Yeah it has that stuff in the center, but somehow these aren't the oreos I know. I agree with you when you say "I would rather just get fat off regular GOOD tasting Oreos."
"Eragon" Movie
Was pretty cool! I liked it, even though Aqua and other people said it was different than the book. I don't read, so I wouldn't know. I guess if you get mad that movies are really different from books you might not like it, but I did. The best part is the dragon of course and the dragon is blue, too! So that makes it even better. If you like movies sometimes just for effects and stuff, then it's worth taking a look.
"The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess" video game
GET THIS ONE!!! If you like Zelda games, especially if you liked "Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time", you will get so addicted to this game. You can go to zelda.com and look up more info on it if you want. It's sold for the Gamecube of the new Wii system (which is also cool, by the way). Not much difference, except on the Wii you have to do some of the actions yourself, like when he goes fishing and that kinda thing since the controller does the motion sensing thingy. But the worlds are bigger and there's more to do. And you can be a wolf so that's pretty sweet. Awesome graphics, too.
"Death Machine" movie
Aqua made me do this one. Never heard of it, right? It's not that old. It was made in the 90's, but it's a B-movie so it never got popular. Friggin' hilarious, though!! It's half serious and half really weird and dumb, but it's meant to be. Aqua mostly likes it because of the actor Brad Dourif being in it (he plays the character Jack Dante (in the picture)). 
If you like this guy you should see it. If not, give it a try anyway. It's really goofy sci-fi stuff and it'll make you laugh. Also it's really not all that bad for a B-movie.
I was actually havin' fun watching it. For the actors? Brad Dourif is good I admit. The rest of the people? So-so. Not any big names but there are no boring parts. The story is about a company that makes robots and stuff and people are mad at them because it's dangerous. Brad Dourif's part Jack Dante is psycho and makes some evil machine to kill people and it can't be destroyed. If crazy people make you happy, this is the movie for you. Hard to find, though. Check your video store or rent it with Netflix or search it on Amazon.com or something. Just a note, though, it's R-rated 'cause of some blood and bad words. I love gross and bloody movies!!
Other Cool Facts: Brad Dourif has played in a lot of films, some really good ones like "Lord of the Rings" (he was Grima Wormtongue). He's also the voice of that weird and creepy Chucky doll. If you wanna know more, talk to Aqua.