Tyson's Stories

This is my page with all the silly stories I write that you guys can read. They're all funny and stuff, just like me, so I hope you like them! If you want me to write a story about someone, just email me and let me know.

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Steven the Evil Twinkie Monster
What's Under Your Bed
The Brave Hero

 

~STEVEN THE EVIL TWINKIE MONSTER~
Once upon a time there was a fat guy from the All-Stars team named Steven. He liked to kick balls with his foot. He also liked to throw them. The only thing Steven loved more than balls was twinkies!
One day he happened to pass a suave and handsome boy with hat and red jacket and he asked the boy, "Do you have any twinkies?" The boy said, "No, I don't." This made Steven very mad and he turned into...THE EVIL TWINKIE MONSTER!! Then he went on a ramage. He destroyed innocent signs and fenceposts and vandalized senile old ladies trying to cross the road. He was so fat that he ran into Kai and flattened him like a pancake (which is ok because Kai really didn't need to be in the story anyway). Then he raided donut shops and the fridge and ate all the food in sight! He became so fat that there wasn't enough butter for his rolls. He tried to walk but his fat got in the way and he fell and rolled down the street, never to be heard from again... except for when it was dinner time.
--PART TWO: DINNER WITH THE EVIL TWINKIE MONSTER
Tyson, the suave and handsome boy, and his friends went to the BBA research place and met the All-Stars. A snotty girl named Emily talked to them and tried to get a date with Kenny because she liked his glasses. But Kenny said, "No! You are a butthead nerdo witch!" So when Emily was done flirting with Kenny she tried to make out with Kai (who magically turned back to normal after being flattend) and said, "Oh Kai you're so hot!" and Kai said, "I know, even though I have blue-tinted hair like an old woman." So while they were under the table, the suave and handsome boy, Tyson, was eating.
Tyson was always a good eater. He never ate too little and he never ate too much. Only about ten plates overflowing with food, which wasn't much. He had already had a big lunch and didn't want to overdo it. Just then, as they were eating, roly-poly Steven came in and demanded all the twinkies! No one would give him any, so he got mad and said, "Give me twinkies or I'll eat you!" and that scared Max, Kenny, and Rei, but not Tyson. Tyson was a brave boy and said to Steven, "You can't take these twinkies! I stole them fair and square! Go get your own!"
Suddenly, Steven went insane! He put on his stupid football helmet and kicked balls around the room. Kai got jealous at that because he never had any, and once Emily found out she dumped him. But then, just as things looked like they couldn't get any worse, Steven once again became...THE EVIL TWINKIE MONSTER!!
Steven ran around the room, eating all the food as well as the plates and tables. His stomach got bigger and bigger until it filled up the entire building and I had to evacuate. But it seemed that everyone else had been crushed. It seemed that no one could escape Steven's terrible fat rolls of death...
--PART THREE: SWEATIN' TO THE OLDIES
Tyson, the suave and handsome boy, ran out of the nerdo-computer geek place as fast as he could, but when he looked behind his friends weren't there. Kai wasn't there either. He realized that they must've been squashed or eaten by Steven. Just when he was about to give up, a weird man in a workout suit came running up the road. It was Richard Simmons! AHH!!
"Come on, now! Let's get movin'!" Said Richard. Steven got scared and began to search for more food to eat, but he had already eaten it all. Suddenly, a huge TV came up out of nowhere and Richard put in an old tape of his. He forced Steven to stand up but Steven kept falling down and everytime he did there was a magnitude 10 earthquake. So instead of making him stand up, Richard made Steven do 50000000000000000000000000000000 sit ups until all his greasy rolls disappeared. After that, the rest of Tyson's team was found flattened. They magically recovered though and Steven kept singing old party songs. From that day forward no one ever opened a box of twinkies around Steven again.

 

~WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED~
Everyone says that there are no monsters under your bed, but they're full of poop. There really is a monster hiding under your bed and his name is Kai. Kai is a very strange monster who likes to wear makeup, but he calls it war paint. He doesn't like to have fun and if you try and make a joke he will get angry and his eyes will turn red. Kai's eyes always turn red when he is mad, but they usually turn red when he is about to kill!
One night, the evil monster Kai hid under the bed of some young innocent boy and thought to himself, "this boy is nice and fat. I will eat him for dinner. Hahaha!"
The young, innocent boy, who was chubby but very handsome nonetheless, got into bed with a box of Krispy Kreme donuts, which he liked to eat just before going to sleep. As he ate them all down, the evil monster Kai watched him through a secret spy hole he had drilled through the mattress. The monster began to get hungry when he saw the chubby kid getting even fatter, and once everyone was asleep he went to the kitchen to get all the stuff he needed. He came back and put the fat (but handsome) boy on a plate (a BIG plate) and stuck an apple in his mouth and said, "hahaha! now I am going to eat you, you fat little piggy!"
The good-looking chubby boy ate the apple and tried to run away, but Kai the monster had him trapped in the room. He could see the monster's eyes turning red, and he looked really scary.
"You look really scary," said the boy.
"Yes I know," said the monster, "and now I will kill you and eat you with the help of my pet chicken and an army of bunny rabbits."
Suddenly the room was filled with evil rabbits and a giant red chicken bird appeared and laid an egg, which was really a bomb that exploded and they all went flying into the ocean, which washed off the monster's makeup. The monster cried and sat on the beach while his ugly pet chicken drowned and a big yellow whale came up and ate it.
The handsome chubby boy went home and went to bed, but not before stuffing a whole bunch of junk underneath it so the monster couldn't return.

 

~THE BRAVE HERO~
Once upon a time in the kingdom of djfsijdsdfjsirdkfsbnabjvsx, there was a brave hero named Tyson. Tyson was very strong and handsome and loyal to his friends. In this kingdom of djfsijdsdfjsirdkfsbnabjvsx, dragons were good, and Tyson had a dragon named Dragoon who was his best friend. Dragoon and Tyson liked to go swimming in the lake and sit out in the fields and eat the vegetables and stuff growing there.
Next to the kingdom of djfsijdsdfjsirdkfsbnabjvsx there was another kingdom called poop. The kingdom of poop was ruled by a mean king with purple hair named Robert. Robert didn't like anyone. He sat in his castle all day and played chess with the village idiot Johnny, but Johnny never won so it was pretty boring. Sometimes, king Robert would call upon the royal pimp of the kingdom of poop, who's name was Enrique. He would also call upon the royal fruitcake of the kingdom of poop, Oliver, and he would ask Oliver and Enrique, "what do you think of my throne?"
Oliver would say, "it's lovely! Marvelous! Stunning!"
And Enrique would say, "It's just a toilet."
This would make king Robert upset and he would shout, "No! It is not just a toilet, you uncouth fool! It is my throne, my porcelain throne which I love so dearly and kiss before I go to sleep at night!"
But all this stuff happening was in the kingdom of poop, and no one in the kingdom of djfsijdsdfjsirdkfsbnabjvsx had to worry about that, but one day, the mean king Robert took over the entire world and put out a law that said that all uncouth people were to have their heads cut off and fed to the rabid beast of ohmygoshimreallyscared land. All the uncouth people cried out for help, and the brave hero Tyson heard their cries and said, "never fear! Tyson is here, and he will save the world from the evil tyrant Robert!"
So Tyson set off on a quest to the kingdom of poop with Dragoon, and all his friends in the kingdom of djfsijdsdfjsirdkfsbnabjvsx wished him good luck.
"You can do it, Tyson!" Said court jester Max.
"You're everyone's hero!" Said the kingdom of djfsijdsdfjsirdkfsbnabjvsx's top scientist, Kenny.
"We're all counting on you!" Said the royal cat, Rei.
The brave hero Tyson left the kingdom of djfsijdsdfjsirdkfsbnabjvsx and crossed the fields of moo-cows without any problem, but when he got to the stinky swamp, he met up with the annoying swamp creature, an alligator named Emily.
"You're not very smart," said Emily. "Don't you know the hot monster lives in the volcano just past the swamp?"
"What is this hot monster?" Asked Tyson.
"A monster that's really cute, of course!" Said annoying alligator Emily. "He's totally hot and so muscular. You'll never beat him! According to my calculations, it will take him approximately 7.3423 seconds for him to beat you."
Tyson quickly got away from the annoying alligator and made it out of the stinky swamp and over to the very big volcano. It was very big, and with the help of Dragoon, he climbed all the way to the top and saw a scary looking fortress. Tyson wasn't afraid, though, and he went inside and there he met the hot monster Kai.
Kai was evil and vicious. He had glowing red eyes and scary marks on his face. Sharp swords stuck out of his elbows and he suddenly sprouted demon wings and flew around breathing fire at Tyson, the brave hero. Tyson never once showed fear, and he grabbed up his sword and shield and fought off the hot monster.
"No! You're too strong," said Kai.
"Hahaha! Yes, you are right," said Tyson, "but because I am kind, I shall not kill you."
"Hahaha!" Laughed Kai. "You fell for my trap and now I will eat you!"
The hot monster Kai tried to breathe fire on Tyson, but Tyson blocked it with his shield and cut the monster in half. There was an explosion and suddenly the room was filled with bunny rabbits. Dragoon ate them.
The brave hero Tyson left the very big volcano and made his way into the kingdom of poop. He and Dragoon stormed the castle and confronted the evil purple-haired king.
"I'm here to stop you from ruling the world!" Said Tyson.
"You are uncouth!" Shouted Robert. "Guards! Have him taken away and sent to the rabid monster of ohmygoshimreallyscared land!"
The guards surrounded the brave hero and he was sent away and Dragoon was locked in a cage. Once Tyson was in ohmygoshimreallyscared land, he noticed it was nothing but a large flat field with no grass. All the trees were dead and there was blood and bones on the ground. Suddenly, the rabid monster of ohmygoshimreallyscared land appeared. He had bluish-purplish hair that was dirty and greasy and he had a horrible, nasaly voice that was really annoying to listen to.
"I am Bryan of ohmygoshimreallyscared land!" Said the monster. "I am going to eat your head!"
Luckily, the brave hero was able to fight off the monster with a comb and a bottle of shampoo. He dumped it on Bryan's head and he ran away screaming in pain. After that, Tyson went back to the kingdom of poop and confronted king Robert on his throne.
"How dare you interrupt the royal business!" Said Robert.
"Your days of being king are over, Rob the snob!" Tyson said, and grabbed a sword.
"How uncouth!" Robert complained and was sent to his own dungeon.
Tyson, the brave hero, quickly freed Dragoon and together they destroyed the evil papers where Robert had written down all his stupid laws and rules. The world was freed from the tyrant and Rob the snob and his snobby helpers were sent to ohmygoshimreallyscared land where they were eaten by Bryan (who has clean hair now).